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The "For Damn Sure Don't Need a Burning Laser" Club






Membership Qualifications for joining The Club

You open multiple threads Posting the Same Damn Thing Over and Over Again:

- I just want to burn stuff and pop a balloon

- What is the least mW it takes to burn?

- What color laser burns best?

- You want the lowest power that will burn and for which you won’t need to wear protective safety goggles (this alone will assure getting immediately qualified for membership)

- You keep posting links to CheapAssLaserPointerRipOff.com sites asking if this or that laser will work

- You remain resolutely unconvinced when told how much a high power laser actually costs

- And because you have only $15 you obnoxiously persist as if everyone here must be hiding the secret for how to get something for nothing

- And last but not least – you insist on being spoon fed because you are too lazy and or entitled to do any homework on your own


Congratulations! You can now print your very own boni fide membership certificate below and enjoy all the benefits of being Clueless and proud of it.






However if you want a sure fire way to avoid becoming a member of this club - then take the time for a worth your while visit to the following links


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ru124t

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Re: The "For Damn Sure Don't Need a Burning Laser" Club

I think D**kB**T would be a founding member! LMFAO
 
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Re: The "For Damn Sure Don't Need a Burning Laser" Club

Yea no kdding. I could go find a few others, but I'm far too lazy- just wait, someone like that pops up usually ~once a week
 

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Re: The "For Damn Sure Don't Need a Burning Laser" Club

I wonder what new members think when they look at threads people recommend and the OP of that thread is now banned. Lol @ TJ.
 
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Re: The "For Damn Sure Don't Need a Burning Laser" Club

I like this thread madmacmo. There is a member here at the moment who qualifies for just about every one of the above. Not only that but they lie about their age and have signed up at least one other AE to fake +rep them.

I couldn't be bothered going to all that effort personally, but some people are born natural tosspots... :rolleyes:
 
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Re: The "For Damn Sure Don't Need a Burning Laser" Club

Waiting for kipkay to neg rep this thread.
 
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threads like this crack me up! no matter how many stickies or threads that are in place to give these club members a heads up before posting, they just do it anyway, I bet some of them read the stickies and posts like this and pretend they didnt see them, its worse too when you see the join date the same month as the thread they create,
 
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I was actually going to ask if we could make Vijay Kadul an honorary member since he doesn't own a laser but looks like someone beat me to it.

+ for Crayspaz :beer:
 




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