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The "For Damn Sure Don't Need a Burning Laser" Club
Membership Qualifications for joining The Club
You open multiple threads Posting the Same Damn Thing Over and Over Again:
- I just want to burn stuff and pop a balloon
- What is the least mW it takes to burn?
- What color laser burns best?
- You want the lowest power that will burn and for which you won’t need to wear protective safety goggles (this alone will assure getting immediately qualified for membership)
- You keep posting links to CheapAssLaserPointerRipOff.com sites asking if this or that laser will work
- You remain resolutely unconvinced when told how much a high power laser actually costs
- And because you have only $15 you obnoxiously persist as if everyone here must be hiding the secret for how to get something for nothing
- And last but not least – you insist on being spoon fed because you are too lazy and or entitled to do any homework on your own
Congratulations! You can now print your very own boni fide membership certificate below and enjoy all the benefits of being Clueless and proud of it.
However if you want a sure fire way to avoid becoming a member of this club - then take the time for a worth your while visit to the following links
Tech_Junkie's - A Typical Day At LPF
How To Get Along and Be Accepted at LPF
LPF Search, Introduction, and Tips
Irreversible Vision Damage - Don't Turn a Blind Eye to Laser Hazards
Get Some Safety Goggles Now!
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Alas I fear, Like Moths drawn to a Flame, Words will not Dissuade Them
Too Stupid to Own a Laser
Idiot with a Laser
Moron with a Laser
Shining Laser into Eye
Pointing Laser into Eye
Blinded by Laser
Laser Eye Injury
Laser Damaged Vision
Membership Qualifications for joining The Club
You open multiple threads Posting the Same Damn Thing Over and Over Again:
- I just want to burn stuff and pop a balloon
- What is the least mW it takes to burn?
- What color laser burns best?
- You want the lowest power that will burn and for which you won’t need to wear protective safety goggles (this alone will assure getting immediately qualified for membership)
- You keep posting links to CheapAssLaserPointerRipOff.com sites asking if this or that laser will work
- You remain resolutely unconvinced when told how much a high power laser actually costs
- And because you have only $15 you obnoxiously persist as if everyone here must be hiding the secret for how to get something for nothing
- And last but not least – you insist on being spoon fed because you are too lazy and or entitled to do any homework on your own
Congratulations! You can now print your very own boni fide membership certificate below and enjoy all the benefits of being Clueless and proud of it.
However if you want a sure fire way to avoid becoming a member of this club - then take the time for a worth your while visit to the following links
Tech_Junkie's - A Typical Day At LPF
How To Get Along and Be Accepted at LPF
LPF Search, Introduction, and Tips
Irreversible Vision Damage - Don't Turn a Blind Eye to Laser Hazards
Get Some Safety Goggles Now!
....____________________________________________
Alas I fear, Like Moths drawn to a Flame, Words will not Dissuade Them
Too Stupid to Own a Laser
Idiot with a Laser
Moron with a Laser
Shining Laser into Eye
Pointing Laser into Eye
Blinded by Laser
Laser Eye Injury
Laser Damaged Vision
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