A Typical Day At LPF

Tech_Junkie · 02-04-2012, 12:09 PM

Every n00b should watch this.

Enjoy.

DJNY · 02-04-2012, 12:31 PM

Totally awesome.

Good job mark

I just cancelled my WL order

GAtkins · 02-04-2012, 12:36 PM

Fabulous!

LORDJET · 02-04-2012, 12:43 PM

Ha ha!! Good one TJ, that pretty much sums it up!

Bluefan · 02-04-2012, 12:47 PM

Quote:

If you don't want to help me just say so

Epic ending!

Can't this be displayed during registration? If it doesn't keep out idiots it at least entertains the new members.

lasersbee · 02-04-2012, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tech_Junkie

Every n00b should watch this.

Enjoy.

This is EPIC..... ROFLMAO.....

Well done Bro....

This needs to be Stickied in the Welcome section of the Forum...

Jerry

You can contact us at any time on our Website: J.BAUER Electronics

daguin · 02-04-2012, 01:19 PM

Peace,
dave

drummerdimitri · 02-04-2012, 01:39 PM

Very nice! i felt good watching this movie as I knew exactly what he was talking about and understand exactly how the other felt completely lost and helpless. Thats how we all felt at the beginning, but with time and tons of questions and reading, we've become "enlightened".

Best part was when he wanted a yellow laser that could burn the ass hairs off his cat from ten feet and only had 20 $ to spend. Only an LPFer would start laughing from the inside when he hears this lol.

Tech_Junkie · 02-04-2012, 01:42 PM

Tanx men. It needed to be said. It should be required reading before joining the forum.

DTR · 02-04-2012, 02:47 PM

Awesome. Gave me a good laugh this morning.

Joe Mo · 02-04-2012, 03:07 PM

"I want burning laser..."

madmacmo · 02-04-2012, 03:10 PM

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, All Noobs Take Heed!
So That Your Stay Here Will Succeed
Listen Well and Please Understand
To Fail is Neg Rep, and Non-Starters are Banned

'Non-Starter' Defininition:
dead loss, dud, washout, no-hoper, turkey, lemon, loser, waste of space or time

dieselmarine · 02-04-2012, 03:41 PM

TJ that was brilliant, It was very informative and hilarious good job bro.

-Sarge

Ghostchrome · 02-04-2012, 03:50 PM

haha well done, man.

Blue · 02-04-2012, 03:54 PM

Loved it, yet most of these questions I have haha. Make me fell like a noob!

Lotus_Darkrose · 02-04-2012, 05:42 PM

Hahaha, very true indeed!

lazeerer · 02-04-2012, 06:21 PM

This is Priceless.! Priceless I say.

532 with Envy · 02-04-2012, 06:33 PM

That's some great stuff TJ!!!

sesam · 02-04-2012, 06:34 PM

I'm a noob, and I loved this !

Fretwrecker94 · 02-04-2012, 07:37 PM

absolute masterpiece, deserves an Emmy

Brenner · 02-04-2012, 07:48 PM

LPF need more posts like this one.

Thanks for good job.

bobhaha · 02-04-2012, 07:51 PM

LMFAO!! Great job man! +1 (when I can)

bennett326 · 02-04-2012, 08:12 PM

EPIC LOLZ good job buddy

Sigurthr · 02-04-2012, 09:13 PM

Wow that is hilarious, TJ! From 1:50 on had my sides splitting. We really should display this on the registration page.

BTW, welding helms will work for 400-500nm and 600-1200nm, but it needs to be shade 10.5 or higher to meet OD4 minimum. It'l be hard as hell to see out of unless in a very bright room or direct sunlight, but in a worst case scenario it is better than cheap chinese goggles. The T-REX blue ones I have are definitely not OD5, they reduce 100mW of 650nm to ~5mW. Welding helm set to shade 8 outperforms that. OD = (Shade# - 1) / 2.33.

ARGLaser · 02-04-2012, 11:44 PM

Brilliant! I loved the ending! Bravo!

02-04-2012, 12:09 PM	#1
Tech_Junkie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: In A State of Shock. Posts: 11,938 Rep Power: 0	A Typical Day At LPF Every n00b should watch this. Enjoy.

02-04-2012, 12:31 PM	#2
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02-04-2012, 12:36 PM	#3
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02-04-2012, 12:43 PM	#4
LORDJET Class 2 Laser Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: North Carolina Posts: 279 Rep Power: 12	Re: A Typical Day At LPF Ha ha!! Good one TJ, that pretty much sums it up! __________________ Your focus determines your reality.

02-04-2012, 01:19 PM	#7
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02-04-2012, 01:39 PM	#8
drummerdimitri Class 2 Laser Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lebanon Posts: 486 Rep Power: 8	Re: A Typical Day At LPF Very nice! i felt good watching this movie as I knew exactly what he was talking about and understand exactly how the other felt completely lost and helpless. Thats how we all felt at the beginning, but with time and tons of questions and reading, we've become "enlightened". Best part was when he wanted a yellow laser that could burn the ass hairs off his cat from ten feet and only had 20 $ to spend. Only an LPFer would start laughing from the inside when he hears this lol. __________________ Check out my reputation on this site: http://www.souq.com/profile.php?user_id=232476 Nova Lasers x25 Cree v5 custom 445 nm 1.2 W laser Jetlasers PL-C 300

02-04-2012, 01:42 PM	#9
Tech_Junkie Banned Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: In A State of Shock. Posts: 11,938 Rep Power: 0	Re: A Typical Day At LPF Tanx men. It needed to be said. It should be required reading before joining the forum.

02-04-2012, 02:47 PM	#10
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02-04-2012, 03:07 PM	#11
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02-04-2012, 03:10 PM	#12
madmacmo Banned Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Oklahoma USA Posts: 756 Rep Power: 0	Re: A Typical Day At LPF Hear Ye, Hear Ye, All Noobs Take Heed! So That Your Stay Here Will Succeed Listen Well and Please Understand To Fail is Neg Rep, and Non-Starters are Banned 'Non-Starter' Defininition: dead loss, dud, washout, no-hoper, turkey, lemon, loser, waste of space or time Last edited by madmacmo; 02-04-2012 at 03:22 PM. Reason: Defininition of Non-Starter

02-04-2012, 03:41 PM	#13
dieselmarine Class 2 Laser Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: NEW YORK CITY Posts: 476 Rep Power: 73	Re: A Typical Day At LPF TJ that was brilliant, It was very informative and hilarious good job bro. -Sarge __________________ 2ND/24MEU FIRST ONES IN LAST ONES OUT WE ARE NOT CONQUERORS WE ARE LIBERATORS HONOR COURAGE COMMITMENT

02-04-2012, 03:50 PM	#14
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02-04-2012, 03:54 PM	#15
Blue Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 14 Rep Power: 0	Re: A Typical Day At LPF Loved it, yet most of these questions I have haha. Make me fell like a noob!

02-04-2012, 05:42 PM	#16
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02-04-2012, 06:21 PM	#17
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02-04-2012, 06:33 PM	#18
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02-04-2012, 07:51 PM	#22
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02-04-2012, 08:12 PM	#23
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02-04-2012, 06:34 PM	#19
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02-04-2012, 07:48 PM	#21
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02-04-2012, 09:13 PM	#24
Sigurthr Class 3R Laser Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Michigan's U.P. Posts: 1,975 Rep Power: 106	Re: A Typical Day At LPF Wow that is hilarious, TJ! From 1:50 on had my sides splitting. We really should display this on the registration page. BTW, welding helms will work for 400-500nm and 600-1200nm, but it needs to be shade 10.5 or higher to meet OD4 minimum. It'l be hard as hell to see out of unless in a very bright room or direct sunlight, but in a worst case scenario it is better than cheap chinese goggles. The T-REX blue ones I have are definitely not OD5, they reduce 100mW of 650nm to ~5mW. Welding helm set to shade 8 outperforms that. OD = (Shade# - 1) / 2.33. __________________ High Voltage Equipment 2.25kW Solid State Tesla Coil 225W Spark Gap Tesla Coil 125W ZVS Royer 10kV 10mA PSU 500W Class-E Resonant Flyback 52kV 8mA Plasma Speaker My Lasers: Current Lineup: 405nm - 130mW PHR-805T C6 Groove2 DIY Build. MULTILINE 80mW Uniphase CU-2214-40MLA Argon Ion Laser. 457.9nm 465.8nm 472.6nm 476.5nm 488nm 496.5nm 501.7nm 514.5nm 473nm - 74mW B&W Tek Labby. 532nm - 27mW & 55mW LasersMan Handhelds DIY IR Filtered. 532nm - 60mW CTL-G5 Beam Show. 632.8nm - 2.5mW Melles Griot HeNe Lab Laser & several tubes/heads. 658nm - 209mW Laserlands Waterproof Handheld. 780nm - 4.5mW DIY Handheld. 10600nm - 15,000mW CO2 Laser. Previously owned >20 more lasers of various wavelengths. Amateur Radio Lasers: 2.5mW 658nm DIY "CW" Morse Code Laser Tranceiver 12mW+ 658nm DIY AM Voice Laser Tranceiver

02-04-2012, 11:44 PM	#25
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