The MASSIVE Stranger

[daguin]

I do not believe that my workshop has EVER been this clean

Here are my epic marbles


Here are my not so epic marbles


All of my other marbles are currently lost :tinfoil:

Peace,
dave

 

[LaZeRz]

no offense but this made my day. almost spilled my cereal towards the monitor :crackup: :crackup:

I still remeber that from a year back, LOL!

 

[spyrorocks]

Happily Tripping

Daguin tripped along massively. He was on his way to meet his lover, epic argon laser, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a pony hopping along, carrying a pony in its mouth.

Daguin was almost on the ground when he came across a large cake, lying alone on a massive plate. "That must be a treat from my crazy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked funny, so he ate it.

It gave him the most cozy tingling sensation in his harley. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see epic argon laser.

When epic argon laser came out to meet him, she took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Daguin cried angrily.

"Your ear! And your eyeball!" epic argon laser said. "They're epic! Can't you feel it?"

Daguin felt his ear and his eyeball. They were indeed quite epic. "Oh, no!" Daguin said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that large cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," epic argon laser said. "I got you a combat marbles. It must have been that spicy man who lives nearby. He acts a little epically, ever since he smashed a harley."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Daguin sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," epic argon laser said drunkly, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your ear is really sexy like that."

"Really?" Daguin dried her tears. Daguin kissed epic argon laser and it was an entirely magic sensation, like combat marbles being thrown across the floor.

They spent the night having entirely magic sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

 

[randomlugia]

 

[FireMyLaser]

(Has the world gone CRAZY?)

 

[spyrorocks]

 

[ARG]

 

[Lazerbeak]

Nooo! The prose pony must continue

 

[Ears and Eggs]

Balut, a boiled duck egg with a small embryo inside, is a delicacy enjoyed all across Philippines. Though eating balut has gained global stature as extreme gastronomy, the average Filipino considers it a delicious treat. Unlike other street foods, balut is always safe as it is always sold piping hot and sealed (unopened). Nutritious and flavorful, it is a staple for people working late in the night or coming home in the wee hours of the morning.

How to Eat Balut: Step-by-Step Instructions - wikiHow

Peace,
dave

**EDIT** -- This info really added a new dimension to the story for me

SELEM should have a balut egg eating contest. See who can eat the most balut in say 1 minute. Prizes would be various gas lasers. :drool:

 

[daguin]

SELEM should have a balut egg eating contest. See who can eat the most balut in say 1 minute. Prizes would be various gas lasers. :drool:

Embryonic duck eggs might be a bit hard to find in North Carolina :thinking:

Then again . . . Maybe not http://www.paanc.org/about.html

Peace,
dave

 

[bloompyle]

 

[daguin]

If understanding eludes you, maybe you should read the stories again

Peace,
dave

 

[bloompyle]

Only read the first one, and confusion ran rampant throughout my noggin.

 

[Things]

This is a daily occurrence on #laserchat, I don't see the confusion here

 

[spyrorocks]

Everyone who goes on laserchat is not confused one bit by this

 

[Sigurthr]

Holy crap, Things! I nearly choked on my own saliva when I saw your image post of Dave with the middle section of his head photoshopped out. I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time.