My nephew was a 16y virgin, and needed to get laid bad. He was staying with me and my mom for a week. So I set him up with this slut I knew. He walks over to her house (6 miles) and for some reason she teases him for over 3 hours. He comes home limping. I asked wtf happened. He said she
blue balled him, and he walked home in utter pain. I told him he needed to go into the other room and spank it. Its the only cure. He goes into the spare room, and I wait a minute or so and yell to my mom that my nephew wanted to talk to her. She opened the door, and said she was sorry with a laugh. My nephew came out with a red face, and still limping. :eg:
And these are people I love. Imagine people I dislike, LMFAO.