Favorite Quotes?

[Tech_Junkie]

"Damn it, I am a woman. I have breasts! They may not be especially large, but they're perky, and my nipples could cut glass! "

That line just gave me a chubby.

Check out the background of that woman..

Iris Bahr - Biography

and they cast her in a Larry the Cable Guy movie? Just shows you never know how your life will turn out.

 

[Exerd]

It can arrive in varied versions, but the way I like to say the quote is:

"There aren't many problems that a man can't fix with a box full of ammo and a 30-ought-6."

 

[HIMNL9]

"There aren't many problems that a man can't fix with a box full of ammo and a 30-ought-6."

" ..... except when the problem hold a minigun ..... "

:evil: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :angel:

 

[FireMyLaser]

"I WAS FROZEN-TODAY!"
(Suburban Commando, TGWTG)

 

[Cyparagon]

I've got a whole book on stupid quotes. They're not half bad.

"I want to hear it so quiet we can hear a mouse dropping." - Director Gregory Ratoff.
"We are not ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur" - Dan Quayle
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy. But that could change." - Dan Quayle
"This portion of 'Women on the run' is brought to you by Phillips' Milk of Magnesia" - Radio Anouncer Harry Von Zell
"My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt" - Basketball player Chuck Nevitt

 

[ColdStl]

"If you won't eat it, you shouldn't stick your d!ck in it" -my gpa.
A bit vulgar, sure, but words to live by.

 

[Cyparagon]

Isn't that the tagline for american pie?

 

[photonaholic]

"Death therapy, It's a guaranteed cure"

 

[ColdStl]

Isn't that the tagline for american pie?

I dunno, never watched it. I was told this back in 1985ish.

 

[Cyparagon]

Well, the poster should give you a good idea:

 

[Elektrotechniker]

"My sister's expecting a baby and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt" - Basketball player Chuck Nevitt

I lol'd SOO much.

 

[ColdStl]

I'm pretty sure gramp's was referring to the quality/characteristics of the girl. (T_J: insert example pics here)


At least it wasn't a chocolate or walnut pie. What would the punchline be then?:crackup:

Well, the poster should give you a good idea:

 

[swimminsurfer256]

"Time's a great teacher aside from the fact that it kills all its pupils"

 

[photonaholic]

"Death therapy - it's a guaranteed cure"

"Guns don't kill people, bullets do - guns just make them go really fast"

 

[zaery]

"AURGH!!! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!!!"
50 million points to whoever knows where it came from.

 

[Crazy Jay]

"Women... can live with em, can't kill em"

True Lies

"A case and point, in the twilight zone"

Rod Serling