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Bob Marley felt no pain regardless.........

He smoked two joints in the morning, he smoked two joints at night, he smoked two joints in the afternoon, it made him feel alright, he smoked two joints before he smoked two joints, and then he smoked two more.
 
Are you sure it will be put in competent hands?

Sure...we're all incompetent here. Curly Howard

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"make it so number one"
"resistance is futile"
"take that you frakkin toaster"
"look a zener diode"
"the seasoned curly fries are done"
"I realized my wife was homeless, so I burned her in her bed while she was sleeping"

The all time most bogus statement made......

"Act now and we will double your order absolutely free, just pay shipping and processing." (Willy Mays R.I.P.)
 
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"Made a command chain is a dream, made a decisional network is a nightmare"
(mine, from ages ago, when i tried to learn how program IA simulations :p)

"Ok, someone must do it, but who the hell said it was me ?"
(mine again :p :D)

"DO NOT ENTER - VIOLATORS WILL BE JOYFULLY MANGLED"
(on the door of the designers office at ILM - :crackup:)
 
"My friend told me, If you buy a car, make sure it have a pussy magnet.... Where is the pussy magnet?" -Borat

"Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world
all other counties are run by little girls
Kazakhstan is number 1 exporter of potassium
All other central Asian countries have inferior potassium" -Borat (Kazakstani national anthem)

"Ohhh no the jew have shape shifted!! How much do I pay?" -Borat

"One day my retarded brother Billo was in his cage and my sister sit in front and sing you will never get this, you will never get this (pointing at his crouch). But one day he break the cage and he got it! HIGH FIVE!!" -Borat

"I just witnessed my son use a bicycle as a deadly weapon" - mother from step brothers

father: No tv for a week
son: but dad its shark week

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" -Adam from mythbusters

"Boats and hoes!" -step brothers

"Prestige world wide...wide...wide...wide, security! Research and development! investors???? MAYBE YOU!!" -step brothers

After learning the entire studies of religion course
"Sir, Who The F#@% is Al Ghazali?" -me lolz

"on three answer the following question
Whats your favorite non-pornagraphic magazine, to masterbate to?
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good house keeping" -Step brothers

"Did we just become best friends?
Yep
Wanna go practice karate in the garage?" -step brothers

This ones a classic... its New Years Eve at my parents house and we have a few people over (I was out at a party). At 12am one of my family friends lifts a shot glass.. takes the shot and screams out "Goodbye 2009... Hello 2008... wait wat??"

There are more to come!!! -Adrian
 
"I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul" -William Ernest Henley

"its cool dont worrie about it its under controle" -Jake21
 
Hi SPYDERZ, WELCOME BACK +1 for the "jake 21" quote. Unbelievable wasn't he ? It's nice to have you back on the Forum, pal-------------- rob
 
"I've got this disorder, where no matter how much pain I'm in, and how completely down on myself I am, I can't see why people tell me I'm a good person. Yet when I see someone down, I do my best to make them feel better." "That's not a disorder." "It's not?" "No, it's not." "Well, what is it then?" "It's called being a decent human being." - Unknown...
 
"May I take this moment to compliment you on your fashion sense, especially your slippers"
 
"Damn it, I am a woman. I have breasts! They may not be especially large, but they're perky, and my nipples could cut glass! "

"I drive alone. I inspect alone, sometimes I'll even have sex alone. But never on company time. That's my policy. "

"She was so ugly, she coulda trick or treated over the telephone. "

"That'll go down faster than a bottle of Vicodin at Courtney Love's house"
 
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