Well, i'm not "for" something like that happening in any way, but honestly, there's probably a record of shipments through Customs even if the lasers were not inspected.
You know what they say. "Ignorance of the law" doesn't absolve anyone from punishment...
And as much as the big talk goes around, I think we all know there wouldn't have to be any "prying". All it'd take is an officer or agent at your door. Or more likely, only a sternly worded letter.
That is, unless by "pry it out of your cold, dead hands" you actually mean that you're going to fire upon law enforcement if they approach, and would actually rather die in an exchange of gunfire in an armed standoff than hand over your Arctic, hoping to be remembered in history right along side the battle at the Alamo.
Which you may.
Personally, I've got other things to do that are worth more than $179.95+shipping.
Sucks? You bet. Die (or even go to prison) for a Chinese laser? ... hm. No.