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Chuck Norris jokes :D

Niko asked for a laser power meter for christmas that could display power in either watts or CNRhKs. He recieved a letter stating all attempts at calibration using a known 1 CNRhK source had resulted in the total destruction of the LPM, and often, the lab it was being tested in.
 





Niko asked for a laser power meter for christmas that could display power in either watts or CNRhKs. He recieved a letter stating all attempts at calibration using a known 1 CNRhK source had resulted in the total destruction of the LPM, and often, the lab it was being tested in.

what?
 
ROTFL !

AND ROTFL to T-Warne, too ..... (as you can see, i like him a lot, as council president of my country ..... :whistle:)
 
Bump! New one from a friend: When Chuck Norris listens to a song on Apple's website he doesn't pay anything, Apple pays him.
 
food is not the fastest way to a mans heart Chuck norris is

Chuck Norris was what Willis was talkin bout
 
when more than five sayings of Chuck Norris are displayed on the computer at once, the screen blows up.
 
There's no global warming, it was just Chuck who kicked the Earth closer to Sun:crackup:
My favorite:
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck don't ned to read poker faces from other players ..... cause, when he play poker, the cards are so scared that gives him always the better hand, no matter how much times you mix them :p :D
 


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