Chuck Norris jokes :D

[Eudaimonium]

Chuck Norris does not have to use a soldering iron when building lasers

 

[KiLLrB]

Chuck Norris can shine a class 4 laser directly into his eye without safety goggles. He can also bend a laser beam with his bare hands.

 

[Eudaimonium]

Chuck Norris's lens never gets dirty.

Chuck Norris can recharge a 18650 battery only by looking at it.

 

[Elektrotechniker]

Chuck Norris can recharge a 18650 battery only by looking at it.

Haha great

Well here's one:

If Chuck Norris gets a direct hit from a 4 W laser, he doesn't get blind. The laser stops working.

 

[Eudaimonium]

Haha great

Well here's one:

If Chuck Norris gets a direct hit from a 4 W laser, he doesn't get blind. The laser stops working.

Yeah, but he must not look to hard at it, it might explode.

Excessive current does not kill laser diodes. Chuck Norris kills laser diodes.

 

[KiLLrB]

Chuck Norris turned a <5mW laser into a 50W laser just by roundhouse kicking it. This is now referred to as a Chuck mod.

 

[roosl]

Chuck Norris turned a <5mW laser into a 50W laser just by roundhouse kicking it. This is now referred to as a Chuck mod.

:crackup: Chuck mod :crackup:

 

[Eudaimonium]

Chuck Norris never pays for Herc650. He orders free samples.

Chuck Norris does not use drivers in his lasers. He hooks up the diodes to 12 V car battery straight. Not one dared to die on him still.

 

[photonaholic]

when Chuck Norris orders a gas laser from ebay, they always work.

 

[Eudaimonium]

Chuck Norris does not need a PSU for his gas lasers. He simply touches them with bare hands. They continue to work even after he's left.


Once a PHR diode went LED in Chuck's laser. Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked it so bad that it's wavelenght shifter so far into IR, that they are still searching for it. The diode, I mean.

 

[Tech_Junkie]

Chuck needs a better hair piece, but people are to afraid to tell him.

 

[Eudaimonium]

I though we were only about laser jokes here about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can allign a KTP crystal with his bare hands

 

[photonaholic]

Chuck Norris can assimilate a borg.

 

[3zuli]

when Chuck Norris orders a gas laser from ebay, they always work.

that's right, even when it arrives totally broken and has no gas inside! he just touch it and blow in some air and it works it means he can turn a HeNe into an N2 laser :crackup:
When Chuck roundhouse-kicks the laser light, it speeds up so fast that the dopler efect make it's wavelength lower, so he can make an 473nm laser from an 650nm.

 

[Eudaimonium]

Chuck Norris grows LBO and Nd:YVO crystals under his armpit.

 

[Cooler7]

Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris O.O I saw it