Chuck Norris jokes :D

[daguin]

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in the TV show "24", but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Peace,
dave

 

[Eudaimonium]

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in the TV show "24", but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Peace,
dave

Reminds me of:
Why Chuck Norris was not in 'Titanic'?
He would save every one of the passangers

 

[KiLLrB]

Rainbows are what happens when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Richard Simmons.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the dad on Full House but he was quickly replaced after an unfortunate incedent with the Olson triplets.

There is no use crying over spilt milk... unless it was Chuck Norris's milk.

 

[Eudaimonium]

There is no use crying over spilt milk... unless it was Chuck Norris's milk.

Hahaha that really made me laugh :crackup:

I didn't think there are any more fresh jokes about Chuck I haven't heard yet.

Keep 'em coming!

 

[Elektrotechniker]

Chuck Norris does not believe in god. He is the god.

 

[Eudaimonium]

Chuck Norris does not believe in god. He is the god.

Why is Chuck Norris called Chuck Norris?
Well, 'God' was already taken

 

[Elektrotechniker]

Sorry for bumping this thread but here's a good one.

Santa, in fact, DID exist before he forgot a present for Chuck Norris.

 

[Eudaimonium]

Sorry for bumping this thread but here's a good one.

Santa, in fact, DID exist before he forgot a present for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris CAN make Kipkay's projects to work.

 

[HIMNL9]

Chuck Norris CAN make Kipkay's projects to work.

Now ..... this is one thing that i want to see with my eyes, for trust it, Chuck Norris or not Chuck Norris ..... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Eudaimonium]

Now ..... this is one thing that i want to see with my eyes, for trust it, Chuck Norris or not Chuck Norris ..... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Well, Only Chuck Norris can make it happen.

His diodes do not dare to die on him when connected to 2x AA directly.
His Button cells do not dare to sag on 300mA load (and yes, they can supply that much)
His beard is the ultimate laser eye protection - it simply destroys any laser pointed at it.

But let's not be envy of Chuck Norris because he can make Kipkay's stuff happen.

It's much better when you have to may much more money for the project and include many more hours of work on them. Yeah. Right.