Remote Control laser in a log!

a douchebag said:

You know how cops always bother us laser hobbyists EVIN when were being safe with our lasers. I'm thinking of a way to throw them Off track!

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Your project might be a fun idea, but your intentions are not.

Also:
Delicious drama is delicious.

Just wait until you hear his idea about a remote-controlled laser inside a pile of shit!

you can surprise cows and horses when you pop a laser in there turds and shine it in there eyes so you can have some blind livestock!! yeehaw!!!

Stephen j gilman said:

I don't want to stay around LPF much longer because of Nazi oppression like you! You can't evin - rep me the right way! Lol ;b learn to use a computer. I'm 26 if you must know. And live off a trust fund, so I'm lazy. I have all the time in the world to experiment with lasers. I WILL make much more counterproductive and unsafe ideas and post them on other websites just for you ;b

I can't wait till lasers are outlawed! Then only outlaws will have lasers!

This is going to be my last post! I don't have time to waist with poor old men who have no real ambitions with their hobbies! I on the other hand will leave this lame review fourm behind and strive to have fun with lasers, in ways you don't approve!

Ps. Not all of you on LPF are bad! Just the "self appointed laser Nazis" to those who helped me when I had questions... Thank you and good bye.

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Lol, such a troll. Which banned member are you?

obvious troll is obvious.

Wth happened to that mofo? He's been around a couple months, seemed like a cool guy..looks like he kinda went nuts. Then again, he did cosplay. Had a cool tatoo tho.

Fairwell, Steven.

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Are you high out of you mind?!?!?!?!??? Why??? I dont understand why you thought of this and then had to share it.

Bionic-Badger said:

Just wait until you hear his idea about a remote-controlled laser inside a pile of shit!

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That's funny, he could call it a turd burner or a burn turder!

Stephen j gilman said:

I don't want to stay around LPF much longer because of Nazi oppression like you!

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Right. Because the Nazi party killed millions of people, and we're calling you an idiot for wanting to point lasers at cops. The similarty is chilling.

Stephen j gilman said:

And live off a trust fund, so I'm lazy. I have all the time in the world to experiment with lasers. I WILL make much more counterproductive and unsafe ideas and post them on other websites just for you ;b

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Uh... bully for you? That sure was the one-two punch. "Hey guys, I'm an entitled immoral a-hole, SO THERE!" You sure pwned us.

Stephen j gilman said:

I can't wait till lasers are outlawed! Then only outlaws will have lasers!

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By the summer of 2014, the Mexican Laser Gangs had invaded the southwestern US, causing painful burns to all who dared cross their borders. Even the forests were not safe, as these outlaws developed ingenious methods to hide lasers inside of otherwise benign items such as logs, blasting the unsuspecting traveler in the face, and leaving the rest of his companions dazed and confused, unable to find the source of the photonic volley.

Stephen j gilman said:

and strive to have fun with lasers, in ways you don't approve!

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Strive. Excel. Keep reaching for those stars. Or those outer position beacons on the 737-800 above, because with a laser in hand, there's only one way to spell "FUN" and thats "Physical assault with a directed beam of energy" - oh wait that's too many letters.

Stephen j gilman said:

So I guess freedom of speech means nothing to some of you.

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Okay, I know this thread is (thankfully) dying - but this is one of my "buttons":

"Freedom of speech" does NOT in ANY WAY mean that you can walk into a privately-owned area (meatspace OR INTERNET) and say whatever you want, and somehow have "immunity" to repercussions, criticism, sanction or redaction.

Saying something stupid and being ridiculed, banned, edited or having your posts removed, has nothing to do with "freedom of speech". Not even a little.

Walking into your local Applebees and yelling "F*CK F*CK F*CK!" at the top of your lungs is not protected speech. Private entities, such as an internet forum, when ejecting/quieting an individual are not engaging in "censorship". Censorship is a GOVERNMENT function, and "freedom of speech" protects people from government penalties such as arrest or prosecution for their speech. In short, the only people who have to put up with your drivel are government bodies or agencies.

There is no law anywhere that says that a private person has to stand there, on their property (LPF is the property of Avery, and we are guests here) and 'take it', whether it be nonsense or simply a differing opinion. They are within their full rights to remove you and/or shut you up. In their house, in their store, in their office, on their forum, or while riding their magical pony ride. The US constitution, or any other country's charter or constitution which outlines "freedom of speech" does not protect you from begetting consequences for moronic speech in another person's venue, including in an internet forum.

I know this may not sit well with people, but the oft-bandied-about "what about freedom of speech?!" re-tort to being a re-tard might hold some water if LPF was a publically funded government body. It sure is not, so if you DO violate the rules, you have three options: change your behavior, sit down and shut up, or leave.

Go ahead and try and go to your local department store and start screaming profanities at the top of your lungs. Or, just go around and insult everyone in the store, without using any profanities at all. Then, when the police come, claim "freedom of speech". See how far that gets you.

Sorry about that. I had to vent. Soapbox off.

Awesome! Godwin's Law in play!

@OP: I have a better idea. Get a peircing and implant the laser into the jewellery item. Then have a laser dangling off your face\arms\legs\genitalia\nipples\through the palm of your hand\out of your eyeballs\through your body from one side to the other skewering internal organs.

Definitely safe, legal, and fun! You could even make it remote controlled and have the control hung off another peircing that passes through your other testicle! Just make sure you don't accidentally peirce your appendix when doing that through-the-internal-organs peircing, because the appendix is the most important organ in the body... but if you do, shove a crosshead screwdriver into the hole and twist. I heard it pot-mods you.

@Everyone else: Personally, i love these threads! :crackup:

aryntha said:

*shortened*

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Jeez, that there deserves a good 10 reps. Unfortunately I can't give you any more :cryyy:

We're still on this thread? Lol oops I just made it worse.

Nice post Aryntha! (Won't let me rep you either )

-Sal

+1 rep aryntha