You know you are a laser enthusiast when....

[IsaacT]

So I thought of a new game.....I'll go first:

You know you are a laser enthusiast when....your version of "I spy" involves numbers instead of colors.

e.g.-

me - "I spy something 473nm!"
brother - "Is it the sky?"
me - "Dammit! Your turn..."

Now yall have fun.

Peace,
Isaac

 

[Things]

When you get excited over wavelengths in the time eg: 4:45

And when your whole town knows you have lasers ...

 

[ARG]

Guilty of both of the things you said things

When you have a dream about having a hot pink laser.

When you explain to people that blu-ray is not actually blue.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

When you start explaining to people that radiation is not evil.

When your friends ask you "any new lasers" every week.

When you're up at 2am on LPF instead of sleeping.

 

[IsaacT]

I feel ya on that last one hahaha!

When instead of papers, pictures, and books, your desk has lasers, parts, and optics.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

When without getting up from the chair, you can reach at least 5 lasers.

When your lithium batteries outnumber your alkaline batteries.

When you're still awake at 3am

 

[AUTO XX]

When the cat doesn't even bother to chase laser dots anymore

 

[IsaacT]

When your budget is:

1. Bills
2. Lasers
3. Food....or more lasers

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

When the lasers in your house are more expensive than your car. (To be fair my car is kind of a cheap pos, but it works )

When the first thought that crosses your mind whenever you see goggles and glasses is, Will they work with a laser?

 

[AUTO XX]

When your girlfriend double checks her "toys" for dangerous buttons...

 

[Things]

When you don't have a girlfriend

 

[AUTO XX]

Not after she scorches her tender bits you don't.

 

[IsaacT]

When you see mirrors and think of a smoke machine and a photoshoot.

 

[Fiddy]

People at work "can you get a purple lazor?"

Me "Yeah blueray players have them"

People at work "aren't they blue instead of purple?"

Me "No they are actually purple"

People at work "then why do they call it blue ray?

Me " Well it sounds better than purple ray dont it!"

 

[jander6442]

When you convince the church to use your first built laser that's over 4 years old as the star of Bethlehem in the play The Nativity.

 

[Fiddy]

lol tell me what is the most holly laZor wavelength?