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The Math Thread

I was youtubbing on this subject and I liked this one the best:

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And while I'm here I've got a couple math jokes..


An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.


Heisenberg got pulled over for speeding. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" And Heisenberg sayd "No, but I know exactly where I am."



A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are assigned to observe a house for one month and report their findings. Two weeks pass and no one is observed entering or leaving the house. Then, one person is observed entering the house. The next day two people emerge.
The physicist says: "Our initial observations were incorrect!"
The biologist says: "They must have reproduced!"
And, the mathematician says: "If one more person enters that house it'll be empty!"
 
pseudolobster said:
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I laughed for a good 2 minutes at that one. The other people in my lounge thought that something was wrong with me until I showed it to them. :D
 
daguin said:
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Oh my Chuck... I can't believe that's for real...

He should have made the guy write it down and compare them, but I really wouldn't know a better way of trying to explain this to the empoyee without starting shouting.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY[/media]
 
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I proved this to my friend, and he said "You broke physics!"
Lol7thgrade.

Awesome, 444th post.
 
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