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And how many girls are on LPF again? :thinking: No, not including Merry, Fiona & Susie :rolleyes:
 
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"


"LPF Matchmaking Services: The odds are good, but the goods are odd".

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1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
 




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