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rocketparrotlet

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Obviously, some of these are going to be NSFW.

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Do you work for the UPS?
Cause I could swear I saw you checkin' out my package!

I wish you were my math homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on my desk.

Are you a chicken farmer?
Cause you're rasing my cock.

-Mark
 



roosl

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This reads like it should be in LPF's religion thread.
 

GoRdOn_B

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Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink.
 

Drivinfast247

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You know you want this. (As Im grabbing my junk).

^^^The success rate for that is low, but if it works youre guaranteed a P.O.A.
 

KiLLrB

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(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
 
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photonaholic

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I wish I was your bicycle seat.

You remind me of someone I'd like to screw.

wanna see my "oh face"

if I could ride you as fast and hard as my motorcycle, we wouldn't be at this race track right now.
 




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