Pick-up lines

[nikokapo]

Hahaha, I can't wait to read that every single day

 

[KiLLrB]

and i woulda +1 ya but need to spread it around

 

[roosl]

and i woulda +1 ya but need to spread it around

That could be a pick-up line.

 

[photonaholic]

LPF the newest online dating service.

 

[KiLLrB]

That could be a pick-up line.

lol ya

 

[photonaholic]

I'd like to splay you like a Cornish game hen.

 

[pullbangdead]

LPF the newest online dating service.

"LPF Matchmaking Services: The odds are good, but the goods are odd".

 

[HaloBlu]

And how many girls are on LPF again? :thinking: No, not including Merry, Fiona & Susie

 

[pullbangdead]

Schrecken is a girl...and that's all I can remember off the top of my head....

 

[StardustSprinkles]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Hahahahahah!!!! Oh, I haven't laughed that hard since I was just a little girl.

 

[photonaholic]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

"LPF Matchmaking Services: The odds are good, but the goods are odd".

 

[Nefarious]

1) Did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.

6) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.

7) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.

 

[floridaguy5583]

Grab them in the butt and ask, "pardon me is this seat taken?" lol

 

[KiLLrB]

 

[floridaguy5583]

I wonder if anyone has actually tried any of these pickup lines lol

 

[Grix]