Lasers and Girlfriends

[JaiNobeZ]

Well, isn't that, basically, one of the things for which they are so interesting, for men ?

(just ONE of the various things ..... )

That, and the curvature of their bodies. :beer:

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

And, about the knives, I will probably be happy to carry one in a few years time. Atm, i'm a teenager with long hair and an affinity for fingerless gloves and that looks angry when walking through places with a high concentration of policemen (nothing against policemen, they just reside in areas where there are also high concentrations of thugs, pregnant teenagers, ram-it-in-your-face dogmatic Christian preachers and various other forms of shit). So i'm a prime target to be searched. And, i don't own a huge amount of knives so i wouldn't want them to be taken off me. Also, i'm absolutely tiny so if that's what policemen base their searchings on, i'm a prime suspect.

While there are some ridiculously expensive knives out there, the fact of the matter for most applications something middle of the road quality will do just fine, and you're not gonna be too upset if you lose one. Personally I use the Gerber Kiowa (Careful there are some knock offs of this one floating around) and Kershaw Leek. I think the offer they best price to performance ratio, but both do use pretty cheap steel. If you're willing to sharpen them once in a while it's never an issue though, and the leek especially takes me less than 5 minutes to get to shaving sharp.

And, i didn't ever really store contraband in the hidden pockets (except the firecracker, but i stopped that once i knew they were illegal :eg. Although i do store my pyrotechnic compositions in there if i'm taking them anywhere to show people. Doesn't really make the situation worse, and if it reduces the likelihood of it being found even slightly then it's a good thing. Although if it's white then that might be not the best of ideas...

This is really a bad idea. If any cop finds a white substance hidden in a secret compartment... and in a competent pat down they will find them... they will automatically arrest you. The fact that after testing they will see that the substance is not a drug is not really a help either... In the current political climate they may well assume you're planning something terrorist related. Which might be even worse than having hard drugs.

Sorry sir, but you appear to have misunderstood me. :thinking:

Chez actually keeps interesting stuff down there. Anything that she's found that's small and cute, anything she's stolen from me recently and anything she doesn't want me to see. She has this bizzare idea that for some reason once it's down there i'm not going to find it. Doesn't seem to occur to her that i put my hand down there far more often than i do her bag, or her pockets.

I got her a tiny glowstick, the kind used for fishing rods one time.
Conversation:
Me: Look at this! *crack and shake*
Her: What is it?... Awww! It's tiny!! *stuffs inside bra*

...women are strange... :crackup:

LMAO, no I didn't misunderstand, its just that I've always found the female anatomy even more entertaining than anything which can be placed there

I did have a similar experience with a 5mW greenie on halloween one time. Girl really liked it, and also stuffed it down her bra... Fishing it out was fun My biggest regret of the night, we never even got each others names or numbers