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Favorite Quotes?






"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Albert Einstein.

"I wouldn't belong to any group that would have me as a member"

Some bloke.

"Oh sh**, is that meant to happen?"

Me.

The most deserving person in the world right now, though, is James Mcquillan from the Apprentice. His quotes are simply amazing:

Why should I be Sir Alan's next apprentice?
'I can bring ignorance to the table'

Given one more chance to impress Karren Brady, James tells her why he wants to work for Sir Alan.
'I want it almost to be like he's willy-wonka and you're giving me the keys to the factory'

'I would have given anything to have had a Playstation with me to kill a bit of time...' James talking about how he would have liked to have got through his wife's labour.
 
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Here are two of my favorites.

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
-George W. Bush

"Fool me once, shame on ..shame on you. Fool me ... you can't get fooled again."
-George W. Bush

Boy I really miss the zingers he came up with.
 
Man, I haven't checked this thread for awhile and it kinda took off :). I love all the quotes... some are pretty damn funny! Here's some more:

"That is a very sexist way to talk about these bitches" (-Ali G.)

"If a man smiles all the time, he's probably selling something that doesn't work." (-George Carlin)

-Jakob
 
jackie tree horn draws a lot of water in this town Lewbowski, you don't draw sh!t.....


the malibu police cheif
The Big Lewbowski
 
HumanSymphony, I love that one :D Randy is definately on my top 3 of favourite characters, especially when he's drunk!
And yes Niko, I am a fan.. or as much as I can be after learning about his state philosophy for 4 months. Have you read The Prince?
Now for some South Park quotes:

Eric Cartman:
It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.

Respect mah authoriteeerh!

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Hippies! They're everywhere! They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Mr. Garrison: Hey, guess what everybody? I'm gay!
Principal Victoria: Mr. Garrison?
Mr. Mackey: What?
Mr. Garrison: I'm as gay as a gymnast on shore leave!
Principal Victoria: You admit it? You admit it!!!
Mr. Mackey: Oh, that's great, Mr. Garrison. You've finally come to terms with yourself!
Mr. Garrison: Yeah, it feels really good!
Principal Victoria: Well, congratulations!
Mr. Mackey: Yeah, congratulations!
Mr. Garrison: You know, I feel like I can start anew. If it's not alright with you, I'd like to go back to teaching the third grade.
Principal Victoria: Oh. I'm sorry, we don't hire gay people.

Kyle's Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.

Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and place for everything. It's called college.
-Chef

(on women's period): I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
-Mr Garrison

That was only a few of the thousands out there.. good times, good times.
 
Kyle's Mom: Can Eric spend the night?
Mrs. Cartman: No, I'm sorry, Eric is grounded for trying to exterminate the Jews last week.
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LMAO. I'm gonna be chuckling for hours about this one...
 
"This should work out in the theory" -Travis Pastrana.

"Dream as you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today" - James Dean

"Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained" Not sure where that one came from.

"I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?" - Grosse Point Blank.

“Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans” - John Lennon
 
Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." -- Sir Winston Churchill.
 
Another South Park quote:

"A chick bleeding out her vagina is no miracle.
Chicks bleed out their vaginas all the time."
-Pope Benedict XVI
 
"It's fun when the sun comes out, but it only comes out when it wants to." - Quote from The Catcher in the Rye
 
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