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Favorite Quotes?






"If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't"
- Unknown

Jon
 
Digging up old thread I know. Who cares anyway, it's good stuff here:

In msn, willing that I said him "happy birthday" because it was afternoon and he was sad that only 2 persons had said it to him in facebook:

"Heya, today is my vagina escape day!"

-Rangedunits
 
"The object of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other poor b*stard die for his" -Gen. George Patton

"This should work. If not, well, you'll finally know the truth about heaven and hell" -Me

"Keep your plans as dark as night. And when you act, fall like a thunderbolt" -Sun Tzu

There's one about plans and knowing your enemy, but Sun Tzu's escaping me, as I'm very tired.
 
"If you can read this, i have not hit you hard enough" (written in size 1 at the bottom of some of my old self-made presentation tags in school times, LOL)

"Forgive the Hero, you who would have Died" (this was on a grave stone in a cemetery ..... never understood why)
 
HIMNL9 said:
"Forgive the Hero, you who would have Died" (this was on a grave stone in a cemetery ..... never understood why)
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I think this has to do with the Hero dying in battle with honor, while saving another, therefore the one who needed saved has been made to look weak. Maybe.
 
Hey, does this dress make me look fat?

It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat.

Al Bundy
 
"You sir, are drunk" -woman
"and you Madam, are ugly! But in the morning, I'll be sober!" -Churchill

"Pessimists are never disappointed"

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"

"People who think they know it all are particularly annoying to those of us that do" -my Dad (one of his Mensa blurbs).
 
"If it's working, don't fix it"

It's one of my preferred ones ..... pity only that the most part of my clients don't know it ..... :p :D
 
HIMNL9 said:
"If it's working, don't fix it"

It's one of my preferred ones ..... pity only that the most part of my clients don't know it ..... :p :D
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If they did know it, wouldn't that put you out of a job? :crackup:
 
Prototype said:
If they did know it, wouldn't that put you out of a job? :crackup:
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Well, for sure, it can save me a lot of headaches .....

I have clients like this one (real happened, not joking)

Client: my pc don't turn on again, i turned off it yesterday after having cleaned some unused files, and now it says "missing ntldr" and stops.

Me: this happens when you delete OS files ..... what exactly unused files have you deleted ?

Client: Oh, just all the files that was taking a lot of space in the "windows" directory, and that i have never used from when i have the pc .....

Me: *facepalm* well, that was the OS, and you just deleted it


Do you understand what i mean ? .....
 
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