FAIL THREAD!!!!

[sinner]

 

[Blord]

Hopefully your laser package wasn't between them..

An apology. Now you can claim the laser has been mistreated during shipment.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[Lazerbeak]

~ LB

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

VineScope - That moment youre so into a song, you forget your curling iron isnt a mic..

 

[Lazerbeak]

~ LB

 

[DJNY]

life of a stranger who stole my phone

 

[Dr_Evil]

Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse: Just Do the Math

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

The fail here, is that once again the story is coming from a non US media company.

XKeyscore: NSA tool collects 'nearly everything a user does on the internet' | World news | theguardian.com

Not to worry though, the courts are hard at work, reinterpreting existing laws to make new ones, and make everything done by law enforcement legal...

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/31/t...l=1&adxnnlx=1375290064-uQMvbVPp3IrDhlWq0cO3Nw

Also, you'll be told it's good for you...

http://www.sfgate.com/technology/bu...nt-Funded-Domestic-Propaganda-Has-4668001.php

 

[Pilgor]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Cops shoot yet another man on his own property...

Police shoot unarmed man in his driveway - CNN.com Video

They are now enjoying paid administrative leave. What most of us refer to as a vacation.

Now if a civilian shot someone, and there were any doubt as to what happened, you can bet the civilian would be spending the time in jail while the investigation takes place.

Edit: On a lighter note, this one is for Moh: http://www.9to5lol.com/this-is-what-happens-when-emt-training-gets-boring-2/

 

[KapHn8d]

Why you shouldn't fall asleep at the wheel.

NSFW due to language.

 

[Kookapeli]

The BBC failed to notice the penis head, the clip was to promote music and arts or something

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[Lazerbeak]

Drat Speed no longer a SuperPower.

~ LB

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Well girls, when you grow up, you'll learn, men don't like crazy b*tches who carry around their own rope to tie you up with. Soops may be into the whole pain&pleasure thing, but I'm not

If you're really lucky, you'll also learn that I can actually go any speed from normal to the speed of light. I can take care of your uhm needs, make breakfast, do the taxes, and take a trip to belgium to pick you up some chocolates, recover, and do it all again. So... do you like cream filling? :eg:

Oh, and that whole thing about S&M and Superman... think about it, he can stop the majority of villains he encounters in fractions of seconds. Instead he allows them to pummel him for a while every time.

That, and well, there is also this...