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FrozenGate by Avery

Donating to LPF

I'm so broke...

How broke are you?

I'm so broke, I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers.

I'm so broke me and my girlfriend got married for the rice.

I'm so broke, if a trip around the world cost a nickel, I wouldn't have enough to leave the couch!

I'm so broke that I just went into McDonald's and put a small fry on layaway.

If pickles were 10 cents a truckload I couldn't buy a wart off a cucumber!

I'm so broke, just to rub two nickels together, I'd have to borrow one.

We were so broke, that at Christmas, all we could exchange was glances.

I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back.

I'm so broke, long distance companies don't even call me to switch!

If I stopped on a dime, I'd probably owe it to someone.

Someone saw me kicking a can down the street, and when asked what I was doing I said, "Moving."

I'm so broke I can't afford to pay attention!

A guy walked into our house, stepped on a cigarette and my Mom yelled, "Who turned off the heat?"

I'm so broke that when someone saw me walking down the street with one shoe, they said, "Hey, you lost a shoe." I said, "No, I found one."

I'm so broke that if someone rings my doorbell I have to yell, "Ding Dong!" out the window.

I'm so broke when I call my voice mail, I have to call collect.

I'm so broke I don’t have enough cents to finish this sentence…
 





just putted "some" in the donations jar:beer:

btw why isnt there a LPF shop with T-shirts, sweaters, caps, stickers, etc. sold for some profit that goes into the donations pot:thinking: (sorry if that's mentioned befor)
 
Thanks for your DONATION. In Re; LPF T-Shirts, A short while back, I think it was YOBRESAL was selling LPF T-Shirts, but I don't know if any of the resulting funds went to LPF, or if the price was just enough to cover the cost of the Shirt. rob
 
WAY TO GO, TRAVELLER. Now all we have to do is wait & see who ELSE saw DAVE'S "NUDGE". Thanks, "T" rob
 
and if that is not motivational enough... Welcome to the LPF "virtual" bikini car wash!

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photonaholic said:
and if that is not motivational enough... Welcome to the LPF "virtual" bikini car wash!

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:drool:

If that aint enough reason to donate...

*EDIT* great timing and thanks Wayne. My wife walked by right as I was looking at this. So now she thinks im looking at porn lol. I said yea laser porn.
 
keep 2 browser windows open at the same time, leave one on ebay or disney, the other on LPF, when you hear footsteps, click the other browser so it's on top.
 
Thanks to all who have DONATED for this month already, motivated by WAYNE'S PHOTO, or otherwise "NUDGED" possibly by DAVE. lol
rob
 
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