Win thread

[BShanahan14rulz]

Duck-orb, I believe. Where's my cookie?

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Duck-orb, I believe. Where's my cookie?

Nope. :na:

Good try though.

 

[ped]

 

[lpstealth]

Here is one from a Shooters forum.

haha, thats 10 minutes from where I live. I wouldn't say there's lots of bears around

 

[T_Warne]

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

 

[Mohrenberg]

Nope. :na:

Good try though.

Is it Sidekicks?

 

[bennett326]

LOL you guys are not good at this... its DODGE BALL

i love that movie


EDIT: oh crap i was way too exited T_Warne beat me to it :crackup: :crackup:

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

How To Touch 1000 Pairs of Boobs In Public & Only Get 1 Slap @1:57

This Russian guy is just a pathetic copycat . . . Spock already deemed this "Fascinating" light-years ago.

So funny thing. Last Halloween I went as a doctor. Well, Dr.Laser to be specific.

No one read the name tag, but some girl asked me if I was a plastic surgeon.

Not sure how the rest of that conversation went :angel: but I gave her a thorough breast exam, and proceeded to quickly change name tag to say plastic surgeon

Count was up to 14 by the end of the night :eg:

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Hey, 14 down and 986 to go . . . just remember to execute in proper form

Do I get a lifetime achievement award at 1000?

Seriously though. What you posted is just horribly poor form. Wholly inadequate, and far too short lived.

Here's a summary of some of the more appropriate approaches;

The classic Palm Spread;

The ever so popular, Two Handed Frontal:

The less often observed, but far more casual Over the shoulder:

The awesome Jiggly, from behind:

The Side Grab:

The Lift:

The rather creepy (seriously wtf is this shit) Spreader:

The Quadruple Side Grab (bonus points for each additional set of boobs):;

The Poke:

The gentle Pinch:

The oh so hated Cover Up:

And last, but certainly not least, the Boob to Boob!

 

[T_Warne]

That "pinch" looks more like a "poke"

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Is the other kind of poke, not the whole point of the endeavour?

Here's the Vulcan classic:

The Chewbacca:

And of course, the Kirk:

(For a guy devoid of emotions, he sure seems surprised, and displeased.)

 

[ped]

 

[T_Warne]

Thank the gods for tight dresses with weak zippers...

 

[Dr_Evil]

The best part is at the end.

 

[ARG]

 

[Bionic-Badger]

That superman leap of faith was complete win!