Try and restrain your language... There are children on this forum.
Anyways, lately I've had this issue at work that's made me more angry than it should.. For some reason the phone is programmed to ring at exactly the same time I'm trying to eat my lunch... I stick something in the microwave, hit start, knowing I should flip it half way, and the phone rings. My burrito is frozen on the inside and burnt on the outside, so I put it on for another minute. The phone rings. I come back to my burrito and it's cold now. I put it on for another minute, the phone rings. Disheartened I decide to eat my burrito cold, but as soon as I have the thing within an inch of my mouth the phone rings. It's always some guy who starts every sentence with "Uhhhh... I've got a computer... Uhhh... It's a blue one... Uhhhhhhhhhhh.... And..... Uhhhh... I... Uhhhh..... It's broken..." I manage to solve the problem or tell him to bring it in, I sit down in front of my burrito, I eye it up pensively, I watch the clock tick by ten seconds, then as soon as I touch it the phone rings. For some reason an entire day can go by without a phone call, until I choose to eat, then it's nonstop call after call. I just don't get it. With each successive phone call I answer a little more annoyed, till I'm flat out being rude to customers. It's got to stop. I've practically got to get my food distilled down to its basic nutrients and walk around with an IV pumping it into my bloodstream if I want nourishment.
I'm normally a very calm person, but lately this one thing has been annoying the crap out of me, to the point where I'm snapping at people who ask me simple questions. Just thought I'd get that off my chest.