Damn, can't rep you again yet. Gave me a good lel.
And I should say that while towels and such are more convenient, lasers are quite fun if you're that type of person, yknow :eg:
I am that type of person when it comes to spiders. I had a girl message me recently asking if I could sell her a laser to rid her backyard of scorpions. She was from Arizona, and she said they had this one spot that they would pile up or something, but it was just a bit too high to smash them. It was a very fun conversation. Lol. I'll post it if I can find it.
Edit: Found messages from "Forrest1hotnurse"
(Message 1)
Yes, my intentions are
evil, I live in Chandler AZ at the edge of the desert and my back yard is
infested with scorpions. I chase them with a black light flashlight and
kill them with a soldering blowtorch. Very effective but scary because you
have to get so close to them. Also, my house backs up to a freeway and ADOT
built me a 15' high noise abatement wall and many of the critters hang out
near the top out of my reach. Will this laser burn them alive as
effectively as my blow torch? I'm seeking instant incineration not just
hurting them into going away or popping a couple of balloons as I see all
over the internet. If it's capable of killing on contact, it would be a
good investment. I might even change careers and become an exterminator
(Message 2, after I mentioned that I had killed some spiders with my laser)
They can hustle a bit when provoked but they can't out
run my torch. D o your spiders die instantly or do you have to chase them
into the cracks and keep the heat on them for several seconds? Now, I'd be
happy enough just to hurt them so badly that they crawl back over the wall
and tell all their little scorpion buddies, "guys, don't go over the wall!
that home owner's a mother fucker!! " B ut seriously, I want to vaporize
them! N ot just hurt them into hiding. Flies, roaches, scorpions, what good
are they?