bobhaha
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I have a few stories... nothing like the ones you guys are telling.
- I was riding my bike and a car pulled out of a drive way with out looking... throwing me across the road.. I got some bad road rash on my hip and sholder and got a rock wedged under a flap of skin in my knee.
- I cut open my hand on a rusty car mirror holder thing when I went to throw it into the bin from far away.
- I slit open my leg (not badly) from corrugated iron at work.
- Got a hair line fracture in my forearm, knuckle and wrist from punching 1/2 inch plywood while drunk at a mates house.
That's about it.... But my friend has a pretty good story which I was there for.
We were in a park... and we were bored. So we decided to chop down some trees to make a bridge across this lake. So we cut down a few trees and got out the box of nails to start nailing the trees together. Anyway... No one brought a hammer, so my mate was nailing them in with the flat side of the axe we were using.... meaning the sharp pointy bit of the axe was facing his face. He hit the tree so hard on his first try (I think he was trying to nail the nail in, in one shot) and it ended up bouncing off the tree and the axe hit his face. Took out a tooth and slit his lip to chin open. Lots of blood every where... good day. We ended up taking him home and saying he hit his face on a sign as we were riding our bikes (pretty good story aye ). Ended up with 15-20 stitches... and it healed so well you cant even see the scare.
- I was riding my bike and a car pulled out of a drive way with out looking... throwing me across the road.. I got some bad road rash on my hip and sholder and got a rock wedged under a flap of skin in my knee.
- I cut open my hand on a rusty car mirror holder thing when I went to throw it into the bin from far away.
- I slit open my leg (not badly) from corrugated iron at work.
- Got a hair line fracture in my forearm, knuckle and wrist from punching 1/2 inch plywood while drunk at a mates house.
That's about it.... But my friend has a pretty good story which I was there for.
We were in a park... and we were bored. So we decided to chop down some trees to make a bridge across this lake. So we cut down a few trees and got out the box of nails to start nailing the trees together. Anyway... No one brought a hammer, so my mate was nailing them in with the flat side of the axe we were using.... meaning the sharp pointy bit of the axe was facing his face. He hit the tree so hard on his first try (I think he was trying to nail the nail in, in one shot) and it ended up bouncing off the tree and the axe hit his face. Took out a tooth and slit his lip to chin open. Lots of blood every where... good day. We ended up taking him home and saying he hit his face on a sign as we were riding our bikes (pretty good story aye ). Ended up with 15-20 stitches... and it healed so well you cant even see the scare.