Jokes thread!

[ped]

My missus said she was breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming.
I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Plot twist: Posted in a Subway's restaurant.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[ped]

Female drivers.

The reason people look both ways when crossing a one way street.

 

[Dr_Evil]

Female drivers.

The reason people look both ways when crossing a one way street.

I worked with a guy that failed his driving test because of going the wrong way down a one-way street.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[millirad]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

^^^ :crackup: I am mightily tempted to cross post that into the religion thread.

 

[starlight]

Been looking through this thread and was wondering......aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

 

[ped]

^^ Post something then?

 

[starlight]

^^ Post something then?

I probably just don't get most of them. Sometimes I miss the obvious

 

[Dr_Evil]

Why are there a lot of iphone cases that have a circle around the apple?

To circle the problem.

 

[Pi R Squared]

Been looking through this thread and was wondering......aren't jokes supposed to be funny?

Some here either have a very strange sense of humor or are easily amused.

Alan

 

[starlight]

Some here either have a very strange sense of humor or are easily amused.

Alan

I'm figuring that out slowly. I need to read between the lines here because all the members are unique in so many ways.......and that's a good thing

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

Some here either have a very strange sense of humor or are easily amused.

Alan

Both.

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

North Korean Space Program, secret test footage;