Jokes thread!

[Leetstorm]

I'll tell you what it was.

The Windows 7 loading image icon. :eg:

 

[USAbro]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[LaserKid14]

Boy: I'll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole.
Girl: ok.(climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom: He just wanted to see your underwear!
...Next Day...
(Same boy): I'll pay you 20 BUCKS to climb the flagpole!
Girl: OK thanks! (climbs the flagpole)
Girl: Mommy Mommy today the boy paid me 20 BUCKS for climbing the flagpole, but today I tricked him this time I wasn't wearing underwear.
Mom:...

 

[ped]

Anyone notice the irony behind "hyphenated" and "non-hyphenated" ?

 

[Teej]

Anyone notice the irony behind "hyphenated" and "non-hyphenated" ?

LOL

You mean the hyphenated one doesn't have a hyphen, and the non-hyphenated one does?

 

[3Pig]

 

[spaceman]

"To be or not to be"
that is not the question...that is the answer
The question is:
What is √(4b^2)?

 

[Teej]

"To be or not to be"
that is not the question...that is the answer
The question is:
What is √(4b^2)?

LOL

:beer:

 

[bdgreenb]

hai boiz! lol

 

[Dr_Evil]

 

[InfinitusEquitas]

 

[millirad]

 

[millirad]

 

[millirad]

 

[Dr_Evil]

LOL. I don't want to know why some of those are on there. Here a joke for this post.

Windows 8.x