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FrozenGate by Avery

Jokes thread!

One can take life seriously

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another can take it lightly

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but seriously what fun would we miss without turning into animals (sometimes)

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Sorry about the pic size. I'm having problems with imgur and imageshack both. Maybe it's just me.
 
A couple favorites...

Einstein, Newton and Pascal are playing hide and go seek.

It's Einstein's turn to count so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten.

Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein then stands in the middle of it.

Einstein reaches ten and uncovers his eyes. He sees Newton immediately and exclaims "Newton! I found you! You're it!"

Newton smiles and says "You didn't find me, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!"

Meanwhile, Heisenberg just runs around shouting his exact speed.
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Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving, and get pulled over. Heisenberg is in the driver's seat.

The officer asks "do you know how fast you were going?"

Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!"

The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles per hour!"

Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The officer, now more confused and frustrated orders the men outside of the car, and proceeds to inspect the vehicle. He opens the trunk and yells at the two men, "Hey! Did you guys know you have a dead cat back here?"

Schrodinger angrily yells back, "We do now, asshole!"
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:D

Trevor
 
What's the difference between 'Approximately' and 'Roughly'?

I never treat women approximately.
 
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