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Jokes thread!

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How did the LBO crystal feel about being a laser part?





.......He was pumped :D
 
What did the 808nm pump diode say to the Nd ions embedded in yttrium garnet?

"Why don't you spit out something coherent for once, ya dope!"
 
A blond and a brunette were walking down the street together when the brunette sees a dead bird on the ground and she says "Oh look that poor bird its dead." The blond looking up says "where? where?".
 
I've just had laser eye treatment.

That's the last time I'll steal Superman's parking space.
 
@Pi R Squared, to be fair, I did see a bird fall out of the sky once, inexplicably dead. heart attack in mid-flight I guess
 
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat-mobile?

"Get in the bat-mobile!"

Trevor
 
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