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Fluorescent Urine

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Lately I have been taking concentrated Vitamin C tablets, and it has changed the color of my urine to a flourescent yellow color, almost like highlighter ink... So i wondered: what if i shine my BR laser at it?
Low and behold, it is fluorescent!!! And, it makes the beam look green! :D
And so are scorpions (i used to have a pet scorpion who fluorescenced a bluish-green under a UV light)!!

So now we know that urine is fluorescent...
 





Yep.

I haven't been getting enough vitamins, so mine is currently a darker color, but it still fluoresces. I think it contains phosphorous.

Many bodily fluids, in fact, are florescent... Ever see that show CSI?
 
WoW I just jerked off in my black light room.... YOU guessed it... GREEN!!! ;D

I can post a picture if you would like. LoL
 
LOL i SWEAR i was just about to post this.. i figured it out last night...
 
pseudolobster said:
Yep.

I haven't been getting enough vitamins, so mine is currently a darker color, but it still fluoresces. I think it contains phosphorous.

Many bodily fluids, in fact, are florescent... Ever see that show CSI?
Urine does in fact contain phosphorous! Haha, never thought i could do something fun with waste... ;D
I have seen CSI, don't they have something like a body detection UV light?

Artix said:
hehe nice discovery!

Haha, thanks! You should try it ;D

Midknight said:
WoW I just jerked off in my black light room.... YOU guessed it... GREEN!!!  ;D

I can post a picture if you would like. LoL
Um... you can keep your private habits to yourself...

keeperx said:
LOL i SWEAR i was just about to post this.. i figured it out last night...

Beat you to it!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!! [smiley=evil.gif]
 
Spyderz20x6 said:
[quote author=pseudolobster link=1217554978/0#1 date=1217555383]Yep.

I haven't been getting enough vitamins, so mine is currently a darker color, but it still fluoresces. I think it contains phosphorous.

Many bodily fluids, in fact, are florescent... Ever see that show CSI?
Urine does in fact contain phosphorous!

[/quote]

Your fun fact/education for the day: Phosphorus was the first element to be isolated in elemental form and recorded in a historical register. A German alchemist in 1669 distilled it from urine, thinking that he could use salts from urine to create the Philosopher's stone. It's amazing how much of the initial chemistry understanding we have came from these guys just trying to make a quick buck because they thought they could "make" gold.
 
potatorage said:
Pics please :D
Ok! I will try to post them later...
pullbangdead said:
[quote author=Spyderz20x6 link=1217554978/0#6 date=1217559968][quote author=pseudolobster link=1217554978/0#1 date=1217555383]Yep.

I haven't been getting enough vitamins, so mine is currently a darker color, but it still fluoresces. I think it contains phosphorous.

Many bodily fluids, in fact, are florescent... Ever see that show CSI?
Urine does in fact contain phosphorous!

[/quote]

Your fun fact/education for the day: Phosphorus was the first element to be isolated in elemental form and recorded in a historical register. A German alchemist in 1669 distilled it from urine, thinking that he could use salts from urine to create the Philosopher's stone. It's amazing how much of the initial chemistry understanding we have came from these guys just trying to make a quick buck because they thought they could "make" gold.[/quote]

Haha, i Lol'd when i read the german alchemist part ;D
 
Ok honestly, yes it's cool that bodily fluids sometimes flouresce. but need we discuss it LOL? I tried myself and nogo. must not have much phosphorus.
 
Kenom said:
Ok honestly, yes it's cool that bodily fluids sometimes flouresce. but need we discuss it LOL? I tried myself and nogo. must not have much phosphorus.

Use lower power or a diffraction grating and take it into the boy's bathroom ;)

Peace,
dave
 
Kenom said:
Ok honestly, yes it's cool that bodily fluids sometimes flouresce. but need we discuss it LOL? I tried myself and nogo. must not have much phosphorus.

According to this neat chart I found, Yogurt and other dairy is high in phosphorus.

Food Serving Phosphorus (mg)
Milk, skim 8 ounces 247
Yogurt, plain nonfat 8 ounces 385
Cheese, mozzarella; part skim 1 ounce 131
Egg 1 large, cooked 104
Beef 3 ounces, cooked* 173
Chicken 3 ounces, cooked* 155
Turkey 3 ounces, cooked* 173
Fish, halibut 3 ounces, cooked* 242
Fish, salmon 3 ounces, cooked* 252
Bread, whole wheat 1 slice 57
Bread, enriched white 1 slice 25
Carbonated cola drink 12 ounces 40
Almonds# 1 ounce (23 nuts) 134
Peanuts# 1 ounce 107
Lentils# 1/2 cup, cooked 178
Source: http://lpi.oregonstate.edu/infocenter/minerals/phosphorus/#food_source

What I found interesting was "Carbonated cola drink"... I was wondering why it contained phosphorus, till I remembered all cola contains phosphoric acid.
 
pseudolobster said:
[quote author=Kenom link=1217554978/0#10 date=1217568423]Ok honestly, yes it's cool that bodily fluids sometimes flouresce.  but need we discuss it LOL?  I tried myself and nogo.  must not have much phosphorus.

According to this neat chart I found, Yogurt and other dairy is high in phosphorus.

Food   Serving   Phosphorus (mg)
Milk, skim 8 ounces 247
Yogurt, plain nonfat 8 ounces 385
Cheese, mozzarella; part skim 1 ounce 131
Egg 1 large, cooked 104
Beef 3 ounces, cooked* 173
Chicken 3 ounces, cooked* 155
Turkey 3 ounces, cooked* 173
Fish, halibut 3 ounces, cooked* 242
Fish, salmon 3 ounces, cooked* 252
Bread, whole wheat 1 slice 57
Bread, enriched white 1 slice 25
Carbonated cola drink 12 ounces 40
Almonds# 1 ounce (23 nuts) 134
Peanuts# 1 ounce 107
Lentils# 1/2 cup, cooked 178
Source: http://lpi.oregonstate.edu/infocenter/minerals/phosphorus/#food_source

What I found interesting was "Carbonated cola drink"... I was wondering why it contained phosphorus, till I remembered all cola contains phosphoric acid.[/quote]
Does that mean all that food is fluorescent? I know for a fact that Cola is...
 
Next up: a thread about how some burned their dick or set their pubes ablaze with a well collimated BR! ;D
 





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