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FAIL THREAD!!!!

It's good to know that you guys have had good experiences to cherish. Love can be difficult to obtain depending on each persons circumstances.

When it comes to that, I am the ultimate "fail"ure.
 





Cyparagon said:
Are you certain it's not malware on your machine? I didn't get anything.
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Im 99.99% positive my machine is clean. Ive never gotten one before. Strange. It did it again once I started watching that video the clicked the stop button :thinking: oh well. lol
 
I didnt get a pop up either.

Jay.....p-r-o-s-t-i-t-u-t-e. You live in NY city, pick up the phone.
 
Nah, you want a home visit. Get an hour with a pretty girl.

Sad to say it, but it goes a long way to getting your confidence back after a long dry spell.
 
Sleeping with a prostitute isn't what I would want. I'd rather not bother with a girl who fakes it. Besides I'm not in the city.

I'm alright though :)
 
LMAO 60% of all the women I've met try to fake it at one point or another. Most women are not in touch with their bodies, or lack communication during the act. Or do it just to please you.

But anyway, your mission is not to please her, duh, she is there to please you. I totally understand if you dont want to go that route, but it sure does wonders for the male ego to get the cobwebs cleaned. And if you're a late bloomer, its the best way to break the ice. The longer you wait, the harder it is. No pun intended. Obvious its not for everyone.
 
Does anyone else think that T_J should have his own talkshow? Cooking, lasers, and life advice, all in one handy place!
 
Tech_Junkie said:
LMAO 60% of all the women I've met try to fake it at one point or another. Most women are not in touch with their bodies, or lack communication during the act. Or do it just to please you.

But anyway, your mission is not to please her, duh, she is there to please you. I totally understand if you dont want to go that route, but it sure does wonders for the male ego to get the cobwebs cleaned. And if you're a late bloomer, its the best way to break the ice. The longer you wait, the harder it is. No pun intended. Obvious its not for everyone.
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This is leading to a dark part in my past.

I suppose you're right about women faking it... can't run away from that.

Remember this post? http://laserpointerforums.com/f37/another-girl-forum-49707-4.html#post689223

What a bitch right? I'm sure she doesn't think she needs to please anyone but herself.

Haha Proto, all in one big package ;)
 
Prototype said:
Does anyone else think that T_J should have his own talkshow? Cooking, lasers, and life advice, all in one handy place!
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Never a dull moment with me around, here, or at home. I'm as real as they come. :D But I am not a role model. The things I do, and talk about work for me. This doesn't mean people should follow them. Always be yourself, and you'll never fail.
 
or it could be a WIN depending on your attitude :crackup:



michael
 

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chipdouglas said:
or it could be a WIN depending on your attitude :crackup:

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michael
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And to think . . . . :thinking:

I have given away more than 50 of these . . . . :san:

If I had only known . . . . . .:whistle:

Peace,
dave
 
LoL dave do you really give those out? I just snapped that photo yday at a local post mail place... also dave sorry for delay, your package is going out to day... kind of ironic i notify you of a late shipment in the fail section.


michael.
 
chipdouglas said:
LoL dave do you really give those out? I just snapped that photo yday at a local post mail place... also dave sorry for delay, your package is going out to day... kind of ironic i notify you of a late shipment in the fail section.


michael.
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Depending on how much merchandise is purchased, I usually include some little "something" :san: in the package. Not everyone gets a free little laser like this. It depends on what is bought, what I have on hand, and how much room is in the package.

If you're only getting a diode pressed into a module (mostly just at cost) or it is a repair job, then I cannot be very generous. However, the more you spend, the higher the chances are that something "extra" will fall into the package.

I have packages coming and going all the time. I usually don't "anticipate" any particular package arriving. That's why it is so important to include a note with anything shipped to me.

Here's teh FAIL part so I am still on topic

Sometimes I will receive a package with only the street address on the outside of the package. There is no name OR the name outside is their RL name and I have no idea what their LPF name is. So I am left with no idea who sent it or what I am supposed to do with whatever is inside it. :thinking:

Peace,
dave
 
I took this picture in a Dollorama with my cell phone in Edmonton on my trip the last weekend, thought it was funny.

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