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FAIL THREAD!!!!






where did you got that conversation from? I smell fake lol xD
 
Hallucynogenyc said:
where did you got that conversation from? I smell fake lol xD
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I can tell you from personal experience that this is exactly how most of these conversations go. :D

No. I have never accepted. No vajayjay is worth $75K a year (for a 15-20 hr work week w/ all holidays and beaks off) :shhh:

The really true fail is that some of them have actually been led to believe that theirs IS worth that :tinfoil:

Peace,
dave
 
daguin said:
Your standards are too low ;)

Peace,
dave
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Maybe so...I've lost a couple of jobs over women. But I'll never forget the experiences I had till the day I die, and I could always get another job.

My favorite father figure in my life always says "You come into this world with nothing, and you'll leave it with nothing. In the end, all we have left is our experiences to reflect back on."

When I'm on my death bed I would not be thinking of that great job I lost. I would be reflecting back to that 20 year old who blew my sock off LOL. But that's just me. To each their own.
 
Hallucynogenyc said:
Hey dave, honestly, have anyone tried this with you?
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I've had four blatant offers in 20 years -- and I'm old and fat!

There may have been others that got discouraged at the "here's some extra work you can do" stage and so didn't progress to an offer.

Peace,
dave

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wow! So 75k$/year plus young girls? That's sure the best job ever lol
 
Tech_Junkie said:
Maybe so...I've lost a couple of jobs over women. But I'll never forget the experiences I had till the day I die, and I could always get another job.

My favorite father figure in my life always says "You come into this world with nothing, and you'll leave it with nothing. In the end, all we have left is our experiences to reflect back on."

When I'm on my death bed I would not be thinking of that great job I lost. I would be reflecting back to that 20 year old who blew my sock off LOL. But that's just me. To each their own.
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I've had sex with many beautiful and hot women. I do indeed cherish each memory.

However, I have also been to Ireland for the Yule celebration. I have worked my way into the burial chamber at Newgrange. I have partied in Trafalgar Square on New Year's Eve. I have hunted elk in Wyoming. I helped build a home, for a teacher, in a slum outside of Tijuana. I have fought against a 200 pound tuna off of the Revillagigedo Islands. On a moonless night, I have watched a sea lion swimming in the dark beside the boat, disturbing the phosphorescent algae, and looking for all the world like an angel in flight. I have seen the green flash over the horizon on the Sea of Cortez. I have dug perfect tourmaline crystals from the rock a mile deep in the earth.

I have held my brother's hand as he died. I have held both of my son's just seconds from their mother's womb, at their first steps, first tooth, first broken bone. I have seen their eyes at awards, performances, milestones, and heartbreaks. I have seen their joy and fear at the birth of their own children. I have watched them see in their own children what I got to see in them. I have had grandchildren lie sleeping on my chest.

ALL of these memories and many, many more are all there because I had a job that not only gave me enough money to afford to do these things, but also gave me the freedom to take the time to do them.

NO vajayjay, in the world, is worth trading for my means and freedom to create a hundred more memories like these


Hallucynogenyc said:
wow! So 75k$/year plus young girls? That's sure the best job ever lol
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Aye! They are a joy to behold. I love spring semesters and summer sessions ;)

Peace,
dave
 
Dave, your words drew such a complete picture in my head, that I could actually see those things unfolding in my minds eye. You sure have a descriptive way of speaking of your experiences. I wish I could have been there with you when you were digging up that tourmaline. My wife has been after a piece of (preferably) "watermelon tourmaline" for some time right now, but the pcs. we've come across have been too expensive. Plus, there is nothing like digging up your own buried treasures. (would have liked to fight a 200 # tuna also). rob
 
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