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Corruption Wish Game!






Wish granted! Need I add insult to injury?

I wish I could say "sh**-**lls" to the teacher, I would be sooo happy.
 
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You can... Done! "sh**-**lls" you say? Your teacher thought you said 'shoot my balls' & pulls out a shotgun and unloads it on your :eek:

I wish the future was more like it was supposed to be with flying cars and laser stoplights that levitate....
 
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Wish granted! Tomorrow gravity will no longer exist.

I wish my neighbors would move far away from me.
 
Wish Granted!!! But they move because a dirty bomb blew up in your house and killed you and infected the whole street with radiation!

I wish Delivery Confirmation was more like UPS tracking while maintaining the same price.
 
Wish granted! But now they track how hard they throw your package at the front doorstep and make a game out of it.
I wish I had an orange HeNe...
 
Wish granted! But it is not working.

I wish that I know all formulas in physics!
 
Wish will be granted in 2070 :p

I wish i had an aston martin dbS , and yes with unlimited fuel :na:
 
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Wish will be granted in 2070 :p

I wish i had an aston martin dbS , and yes with unlimited fuel :na:
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Wish granted! But it is without reservoir!

I wish trees would grow faster!
 
Wish granted! But there is a coalition of Lumberjacks that cut down trees once they are above 3 feet.

I wish I could make my own swords.
 
Wish granted! But they are imaginary!

I wish there is wireless power, all over the world.
 
Wish granted, but there would be power outages 90% of the time!

I wish i could make a 2W+ keychain laser
 
Wish granted! However your keychain is now so heavy and big your pants won't say up.

I wish spammers no longer visited our forum.
 
Done. Welcome to the moon!!! It sucks here, there isn't shit to do & it smells terrible because earth has been using it as a secret landfill since NASA was formed. Pew pew PeeeuuuUU!! :crackup:

I wish a jedi would visit me from space, teach me and only me the force and then leave forever.
 
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No problem dude! Only he'll leave you in the middle of space, alone, so there's nothing you can use the force on except maybe wanking!

I wish I could feel well rested any time I wanted.
 
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