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FrozenGate by Avery

All the stuff your local police confiscated from you.






If you load it with coarse salt, also this one is non-lethat ..... ok, ok, more or less :crackup:

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:p :D
 
I went back to the HQ police station in the mathildelaan and asked this blonde lady on the counter,... if she knows where my : YouTube - Dude, Where My Laser Pointers?
She told me she could not find anything about my laser in her database,...
So i went to the other police station near the church where i was arrested and asked again where is my : YouTube - Dude, Where My Laser Pointers?
This lady with dark hair and glasses on checked her database and told me that she could see that my laser was transported to another police station and that i will get news about in the near future.
 
I had one of these in my backpack...

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The wife borrowed it with out checking what was in it, left for a friend's house, and knocked on friend door 5 minutes after the friends had been raided for drugs.

She got cuffed, searched, and had the baton taken away. Took me years to get another one. (baton that is...)

The FDA appears to have taken my S3 Arctic, but that is not official yet.

I've had TSA threaten to seize cheese in my carryon, and Customs at the airport threaten to seize porn.

Where I live the main metro PD is just too busy to sweat the petty stuff, what you have to watch out for are the pseudo police forces like Transit, Library, Beach, and Facility Safety.. they tend to be both bored, really mean, and they have big quotas for tickets.
 
^ Do you mean tasers ? ..... if you have a bit of patience in winding coils for the transformer, you can easily build one yourself for around 50$, or less .....

The only "tricky" part is the HV transformer, that you need to build yourself, cause is almost impossible to find small ones for real HV already made, or if you find them, they cost too much .....
 
Flyback is small.

We used to have a neighborhood cop who would track us down, and take our beers, and weed. He'd pull up and smile, and we'd all moan. He did that for years. The only good thing was he wouldn't bust us for speeding, or minor misdemeanors,
 
Where I grew up we had a cop that used to sneek around town with his lights off. We used a big 36" saw and wedged some railroad ties and put the in the alley by the post office. One of my buddies did a burnout on main street and he came flying up the alley with his lights off and wound up on top off the railroad ties. He used to take our beer and our weed, so we figured that was payback. He also fell asleep on night in his car and we let the air out of all the tires, it was still parked at the same spot the next morning, he walked home. (2 blocks)
 
Thats funny man. We couldn't do anything like that because the cop was connected. He ended up getting busted for a large emount of coke. After that everything fell apart for him, and all kinds of crap surfaced. I met a girl online that he raped at gun point. I'm sure he is either rotting in jail, or dead now. He was truly a piece of chit.
 
Where I live stuff is always getting banned - every Jan 1st there will be 1-2 pages in the newspaper devoted to all the stuff we are no longer allowed to own, do, or buy. 1st year you don't want to be caught with it, then the DA's get bored.

On Halloween in some areas it is a $1000 fine to be in possession of "Silly String"...
 
Only run In I've had was when a few of the neighbor kids got some of my paintballs, smeared them on themselves and told their parents I shot them. Cops came, and took "accounts of the events" from each of the kids, one said it was a paintball*z* gun, another said it was a BB gun, and anther said it was a .22..... Needless to say I was able to prove I did not do it, as I don't own a BB gun or a .22. There are none on the property at least :P I proved I did not paintball the kids by showing my gun, which at the time was dismantled for new O rings. The thing had no gas nozzle, the trigger was gone, no hopper, and no barrel. LOL Cops told the kids to keep away from our house, and that was the end of it (for now)

Now one of the kids himself has a BB gun, and I am calling the cops next time I see the lil bastard. He shot one of our doves, who had a nest and 3 babies, he shot the window of a vacant house out, has dented our garage with the BB's and he hunts rabbits in the park behind our house which is very illegal....
 
I Once got pulled out of an ambulance at gun point, thrown to the gravel and hand cuffed...
I was sent to a neighboring town to borrow one of their ambulances because one of our had broke down.
My boss instructed me to go to Cole Camp, MO and i was to meet their director at the station and borrow "Medic 32"
we strolled through town and noticed an ambulance at the 4-way in town with a license plate labeled "medic 32"
we stopp and looked, nobody was around, doors were unlocked with keys in the ignition.

we got back into the car and continued to the station. The doors were locked and nobody was inside. he was suppose to meet us there but nobody was there. behind the station was and old ambulance that looked broke down, and had no marking or license plates.

so we went back to the 4-way.....
I called my boss who did not answer his phone.
So i said screw it and hopped in the ambulance and drove away. After all, my boss had spoke with their boss, and they had arrange for us to borrow "medic 32" from them. cole camp is a small town of 300 or so people. I thought maybe the director had to go somewhere so he left it there for us so we'd see it as we came into town.

So i drove off. I got about half way to windsor where i work and noticed a cop behind my partner who was following me in his car. So i pulled over to wait for him as i figured he was being pulled over for speeding or something.
Next thing i know the cop is behind me.

at this point i figured something was wrong with the truck, like a door was open or something was hanging and he jsut wanted to let me know. Then i look in my side mirror and notice him charging toward the truck with his gun drawn, screaming for me to show my hands, so i'm throwing my hands out the window screaming "wow wow wow"
he opens my door, starts pulling on me screaming for me to gt out, but i'm keeping ym hands up in clear site and have no intention of reaching down to undo my seat belt.

He unbuckles my seat belt and pulls me out of the truck and onto the gravel driveway where i lay hand cuffed on my stomach until he finds out that it's a misunderstanding.

Turns out that the ambulance was parked there because the on-duty crew was having lunch in one of the restaurants there....
So they came out and their ambulance was missing.

the truck was marked "medic 32" because each time they get a new truck, they keep the same names. So i was suppose to borrow "old medic 32" and i took "new medic 32"

I didn't get into any trouble for this, i think everyone just wanted to forget it...mostly because they made a huge deal out of nothing, when they could of just came on the radio and told me to come back.....but they never thought of doing that.
 
When I was in junior high we had some kids that kept throwing eggs at me and my buddies, while over at a friends house we noticed the they had a horse chestnut tree and we gathered a couple of bags of the chestnuts. The next time they threw eggs at we threw the chest nuts at them and that ended the battle really fast. They never threw eggs at us again and was very careful when they went by our house.
Here is a pic of horse chestnuts.
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