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ArcticMyst Security by Avery

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I have a few stories... nothing like the ones you guys are telling.

- I was riding my bike and a car pulled out of a drive way with out looking... throwing me across the road.. I got some bad road rash on my hip and sholder and got a rock wedged under a flap of skin in my knee.

- I cut open my hand on a rusty car mirror holder thing when I went to throw it into the bin from far away.

- I slit open my leg (not badly) from corrugated iron at work.

- Got a hair line fracture in my forearm, knuckle and wrist from punching 1/2 inch plywood while drunk at a mates house.

That's about it.... But my friend has a pretty good story which I was there for.

We were in a park... and we were bored. So we decided to chop down some trees to make a bridge across this lake. So we cut down a few trees and got out the box of nails to start nailing the trees together. Anyway... No one brought a hammer, so my mate was nailing them in with the flat side of the axe we were using.... meaning the sharp pointy bit of the axe was facing his face. He hit the tree so hard on his first try (I think he was trying to nail the nail in, in one shot) and it ended up bouncing off the tree and the axe hit his face. Took out a tooth and slit his lip to chin open. Lots of blood every where... good day. We ended up taking him home and saying he hit his face on a sign as we were riding our bikes (pretty good story aye :D). Ended up with 15-20 stitches... and it healed so well you cant even see the scare.
 





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Worst things ever happen to me was I had my teeth kicked out, and beaten silly by some cops. I lost conciseness a few times, and defecated in my pants.

I was jumped and had my skull fractured, and 4 ribs broke with a 2" pipe during a mugging.

My friend shot me in the arm playing with a 22. rifle. He was aiming at my head first, I told him to stop Fing around, and he shot me proving it was unloaded. ^^

I was standing behind a door when it was kick in and it pulled up 8 of my 10 toe nails.

Fractured multiple vertebrae trying to pick up an end of a 800lbs steel I-beam.

Fell off my bike while I was drinking out of a glass Coke bottle. Tor up my upper lip, and nose.

Fell while running in the rain, and bit off ~80% of my tongue.

To name a few...:undecided:
 
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It was that day we were supposed to go into the dead sea, too. But I had a huge gash in my arm, so I got driven to Jerusalem to the hospital instead of going into the dead sea :p

Lol, yeah, I was warned about that. I had a few scrapes on me, knee, elbow, and my palm was kind of torn up. The whole salt on a wound thing... it's true, and it hurts:undecided:
 
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Long story short. I thought an undercover cop was going to rob the house I was watching. He never identified who he was, so when he was running up the stairs with a gun, I jumped down the stairs and kicked him in the mouth. After they grabbed me they pulled me to the side to even the score.
 

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Wow, biting off your tounge... That must have hurt like hell, I hope you got it stitched back together!

EDIT: brave of you to kick a guy with a gun, too bad he was a cop :p
 
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Wow, biting off your tounge... That must have hurt like hell, I hope you got it stitched back together!

EDIT: brave of you to kick a guy with a gun, too bad he was a cop :p

I was a kid when I bit my tongue. They had to hold me down to stitch it back on.

It wasnt brave, it was stupid. I honestly thought he was going to shoot me, so I had no choice.
 

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I was a kid when I bit my tongue. They had to hold me down to stitch it back on.

It wasnt brave, it was stupid. I honestly thought he was going to shoot me, so I had no choice.

So, it kinda relates to the saying "better safe then sorry" but you were actually safe all along and in the end you were just sorry. Oh well, I probably would have done the same thing if a guy was running at me with a gun...

Stupid undercover cops, lol
 
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Its a fight, or flight reaction. I was lucky it was a cop, or I would have been dead.
 
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It was a bust. Thats all the details I will share.

If the cop would have identified himself I would have done nothing. They are suppose to be showing a badge, and identify themselves upon entering. That little fact saved me from doing hard time.
 
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Wow had the "I" beam fallen on someone :eek:



Worst things ever happen to me was I had my teeth kicked out, and beaten silly by some cops. I lost conciseness a few times, and defecated in my pants.

I was jumped and had my skull fractured, and 4 ribs broke with a 2" pipe during a mugging.

My friend shot me in the arm playing with a 22. rifle. He was aiming at my head first, I told him to stop Fing around, and he shot me proving it was unloaded. ^^

I was standing behind a door when it was kick in and it pulled up 8 of my 10 toe nails.

Fractured multiple vertebrae trying to pick up an end of a 800lbs steel I-beam.

Fell off my bike while I was drinking out of a glass Coke bottle. Tor up my upper lip, and nose.

Fell while running in the rain, and bit off ~80% of my tongue.

To name a few...:undecided:
 
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Wow had the "I" beam fallen on someone :eek:

Funny guy. :p

It was on the ground with a chain hoist holding one side up. The other side was caught and I was trying to pull it out. 3rd pull and I felt my back pop in multiple places. It dropped me to my knees.
 
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