Pick-up lines

[rocketparrotlet]

Obviously, some of these are going to be NSFW.

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Do you work for the UPS?
Cause I could swear I saw you checkin' out my package!

I wish you were my math homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on my desk.

Are you a chicken farmer?
Cause you're rasing my cock.

-Mark

 

[roosl]

This reads like it should be in LPF's religion thread.

 

[Scotty 757]

I have a library card and I'm checking you out.

 

[nikokapo]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

 

[Scotty 757]

^WTF. Lol

 

[GoRdOn_B]

Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink.

 

[Drivinfast247]

Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink.

:crackup::crackup::crackup:

 

[KiLLrB]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Wow ..... just wow

 

[pullbangdead]

 

[Drivinfast247]

You know you want this. (As Im grabbing my junk).

^^^The success rate for that is low, but if it works youre guaranteed a P.O.A.

 

[KiLLrB]

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

 

[Scotty 757]

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

 

[photonaholic]

I wish I was your bicycle seat.

You remind me of someone I'd like to screw.

wanna see my "oh face"

if I could ride you as fast and hard as my motorcycle, we wouldn't be at this race track right now.

 

[KiLLrB]

I wish I was your bicycle seat.

You remind me of someone I'd like to screw.

wanna see my "oh face"

wanna see my oh face lol

off of one of the best movies evahhhh office space

YouTube - Show her my O face :crackup::crackup:

 

[ZRTMWA]

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

+1, that is the funniest thing I've read on LPF

wanna see my oh face lol

off of one of the best movies evahhhh office space

YouTube - Show her my O face :crackup::crackup:

FOR. SURE. I can't find an ipod torrent for it though. I downloaded one off TPB but it wasn't in the right format

 

[KiLLrB]

Niko thats goin in mah sig