You know you're addicted to lasers when....
You look at a sunset and try and work out what wavelength of red it is.
Your friend buys a £200 handbag, and you instantly think what laser parts you could have bought with the money.
You buy matches, even though you don't smoke.
You buy balloons when it's nobody's birthday.
You look at the cute guy at the bar and wonder if he has a laser at home.
You buy black tape and bin bags, just to burn holes in them.
Your bedroom curtains are full of little holes.
You're responsible for at least 2 UFO sightings in your town.
Your Ebay feedback is at least 90% laser related stuff.
You have bought 15 DVD writers in the last year, but only use one for burning dvds.
The thought of owning a class IV RGB laser makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
If the government in your country bans lasers, you know your life would be over.
When it starts to go foggy in the evenings, you run home and sit by the window with
your laser collection.
Someone in the local shop comments on the laser beams they saw the night before
and you happily admit to being the one behind it all.
People having parties invite you on the condition that you bring your laser and
hazer machine with you.
You are banned from kids parties, especially if they have helium balloons.
The local charity for the blind give you a special award for increasing their membership.
Can anyone think of anymore?
You look at a sunset and try and work out what wavelength of red it is.
Your friend buys a £200 handbag, and you instantly think what laser parts you could have bought with the money.
You buy matches, even though you don't smoke.
You buy balloons when it's nobody's birthday.
You look at the cute guy at the bar and wonder if he has a laser at home.
You buy black tape and bin bags, just to burn holes in them.
Your bedroom curtains are full of little holes.
You're responsible for at least 2 UFO sightings in your town.
Your Ebay feedback is at least 90% laser related stuff.
You have bought 15 DVD writers in the last year, but only use one for burning dvds.
The thought of owning a class IV RGB laser makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
If the government in your country bans lasers, you know your life would be over.
When it starts to go foggy in the evenings, you run home and sit by the window with
your laser collection.
Someone in the local shop comments on the laser beams they saw the night before
and you happily admit to being the one behind it all.
People having parties invite you on the condition that you bring your laser and
hazer machine with you.
You are banned from kids parties, especially if they have helium balloons.
The local charity for the blind give you a special award for increasing their membership.
Can anyone think of anymore?
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Phoenix77