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Heidi

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You know you're addicted to lasers when....

You look at a sunset and try and work out what wavelength of red it is.

Your friend buys a £200 handbag, and you instantly think what laser parts you could have bought with the money.

You buy matches, even though you don't smoke.

You buy balloons when it's nobody's birthday.

You look at the cute guy at the bar and wonder if he has a laser at home.

You buy black tape and bin bags, just to burn holes in them.

Your bedroom curtains are full of little holes.

You're responsible for at least 2 UFO sightings in your town.

Your Ebay feedback is at least 90% laser related stuff.

You have bought 15 DVD writers in the last year, but only use one for burning dvds.

The thought of owning a class IV RGB laser makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

If the government in your country bans lasers, you know your life would be over.

When it starts to go foggy in the evenings, you run home and sit by the window with
your laser collection.

Someone in the local shop comments on the laser beams they saw the night before
and you happily admit to being the one behind it all.

People having parties invite you on the condition that you bring your laser and
hazer machine with you.

You are banned from kids parties, especially if they have helium balloons.

The local charity for the blind give you a special award for increasing their membership.


Can anyone think of anymore?
 

rog8811

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

I think you got most of the ones that fit me....except for the gender related ones of course...... ::)
I will just add this one.

You always have a blue ray in your pocket to give things a squirt, just to see if they glow....

Regards rog8811
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

You mean....

Is that a bluray in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

Heidi said:
You look at a sunset and try and work out what wavelength of red it is.
You look at a license plate and figure out what colour it is.

Do you see the colours? :)
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

Heidi said:
Your bedroom curtains are full of little holes.

Can anyone think of anymore?
Lol, great one, very applicable here.


- Your other friends/significant others think you're a laser kook

- You look forward to new optical disc technology for the parts, not the function

- You hear someone of the opposite sex talk about being into lasers and think 'dang that's hot' without knowing anything else about them
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

I didn't get that one sorry. English girl you see.
Licence plates here are black letters on a white background at the front and
black letters on a yellow background at the back.

Nobody notices my licence plate lol

Thinking of swapping my headlights for laser scanner system that says "hey get out of my way"
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

That's cute, but with 3000 miles of water inbetween. Just as well really.  :)
Waaaaayyyy too many homones on the loose on this forum.

But you guy's on here are great. Really friendly people and lots of useful info too.

Thanks x
 
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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

Wow what i wouldn't give if my wife had that attitude WAIT then again we would be fighting over who gets the RPL ,and i would run out of ballons& flash-paper too quik ;)
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

I know, but better to put it here too where more people get to see it. ;)
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

Heidi said:
You look at the cute guy at the bar and wonder if he has a laser at home.
If only there were more of your type,  Heidi, I'd be a PIMP!  I feel naked without a laser in my pocket, on my desk at work, and my expanded collection at home!

And thank you for this thread.  It tells me I'm not the only crazy  [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] person out there!

So I add:

When you feel naked when you don't have a laser in your possession.    :-[

Plus, all my curtains at home are black!  You will find holes in them!  ;D
I buy black balloons when it's nobodies funeral!  [smiley=evil.gif]
My Ebay feedback is at least %95 laser related (or camera for laser pictures!  :p)
3 DVD rom burners = 1 operating DVD burner  ::)+ 1 burning laser [smiley=happy.gif] + 1 broken open can diode  :'(
I always think of $ as potential laser equipment or units  :-X
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

When you have spent over $1500 on lasers.
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

Razako said:
When you have spent over $1500 on lasers.

Modify: When you spend over $1500 on a single laser! (I'm at $800, but hopefully get the RPL blue 30 soon!)
 

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Re: You know when you're addicted to lasers when..

You know your addicted when you argue with your wife that your first-born childs name should be 'LASER-BEAM' :cool: Phoenix77
 




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