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FrozenGate by Avery

Wrong to like somebody in a relationship?

Well, even if good sex isn't an option? I mean, if you got a chance to hit that, why not? And when you say 'bad' do you mean sloppy? Or, STDs?

That's a good question! What are yalls opinion of good and bad as far as sex?

I take it you never had sex before.

Well I haven't either but I assume they mean boring repetitive movements and horrible faking sounds from the female. Eating a peanut butter and pickle sandwich would be frighteningly more entertaining
 





Damn, you explain it like a Discovery Channel special. (imagine Steve Irwin saying this) "Oh! Oh! Can you hear that ladies and gentlemen? What you're hearing....WOAH! What you're hearing is the horrible sounding fakeing done by that female. Now, what she's trying to do is, make it SEEM like she's enjoying herself, but really, it's all for the mating prcess. Fascinating!"

And I thought of that, but if that's all you got, I'd go with it...
 
Damn, you explain it like a Discovery Channel special. (imagine Steve Irwin saying this) "Oh! Oh! Can you hear that ladies and gentlemen? What you're hearing....WOAH! What you're hearing is the horrible sounding fakeing done by that female. Now, what she's trying to do is, make it SEEM like she's enjoying herself, but really, it's all for the mating prcess. Fascinating!"

And I thought of that, but if that's all you got, I'd go with it...

Haha I find it better to explain it that way. Sex is just primitive acts anyway right? I mean you don't have a deep intellectual conversation while doing it.

"The human female ... a strange creature this one. Even though being weaker than the males she thinks she is the head of the pack. Of course the males only fake such a misguided outlook of the situation only to gain favor of the female so that the mating process can begin."
 
Haha I find it better to explain it that way. Sex is just primitive acts anyway right? I mean you don't have a deep intellectual conversation while doing it.

"The human female ... a strange creature this one. Even though being weaker than the males she thinks she is the head of the pack. Of course the males only fake such a misguided outlook of the situation only to gain favor of the female so that the mating process can begin."

 
lol? at the midget at the end. Total random funniness...

On a small sidenote, this is about the only rap I like (besides the laser raps!)
 
Whew. OK, first, I'm an old whore. Its never a chore for me, because I teach women what I like. As long as they are doing what I like, then they get what they like.

Secondly. Bad sex if screwing a really drunk girl. She doesnt listen, move, and usually pukes at one point. If you are a quick guy, then you can maybe pull it off, but I'm epic marathon runner, so they dont work for me.

What men tend to do is look at women like they are a separate entity. They put women on pedestals, and treat them with up most respect, hoping to get a piece. Women are just like us. Their body aches like ours, they like to b e treated nice, like us, but you can never respect anyone who kisses your ass. Its the same for them. Its OK to get rejected, because that tells us what mistakes we have made. So dont dwell on it, learn from it. We all want the same things. The only really difference is women are extremely gullible. If you can convince them you can give them something no other man give her, your in. When you have enough experience, and build skills, then confidence naturally seeps through, and you can have almost every women you want. I cant tell you how many really hot women I've been with just for the fact most men dont have the confidence to approach them. What do you have to lose? Nothing, because you had nothing to start.
 
lol? at the midget at the end. Total random funniness...

On a small sidenote, this is about the only rap I like (besides the laser raps!)

Not so much a rap, but listen closely to the lyrics. The WHOLE song is innuendo, every little 2 sentence thing is an innuendo for sex, you'll catch on quickly ;)

 
Whew. OK, first, I'm an old whore. Its never a chore for me, because I teach women what I like. As long as they are doing what I like, then they get what they like.

Secondly. Bad sex if screwing a really drunk girl. She doesnt listen, move, and usually pukes at one point. If you are a quick guy, then you can maybe pull it off, but I'm epic marathon runner, so they dont work for me.

What men tend to do is look at women like they are a separate entity. They put women on pedestals, and treat them with up most respect, hoping to get a piece. Women are just like us. Their body aches like ours, they like to b e treated nice, like us, but you can never respect anyone who kisses your ass. Its the same for them. Its OK to get rejected, because that tells us what mistakes we have made. So dont dwell on it, learn from it. We all want the same things. The only really difference is women are extremely gullible. If you can convince them you can give them something no other man give her, your in. When you have enough experience, and build skills, then confidence naturally seeps through, and you can have almost every women you want. I cant tell you how many really hot women I've been with just for the fact most men dont have the confidence to approach them. What do you have to lose? Nothing, because you had nothing to start.


I could not have worded that better.

By the way, I would like to clarify a common misconception of teenagers.

"Sloppy" usually a term used by virgins or the extremely inexperienced. All women & girls have muscles down there, some have great control over them, others do not even know they exist.

Just because a girl has had sex with more than one partner or even the whole football team does not change her anatomy one bit.

When I was in high school I remember hearing crap like "bring a life jacket, you may fall in" or "strap a 2x4 to your butt"

it's all crap.....usually started by someone who WISHES they could be with her and got turned down.

"She's a slut" etc.. once again, started by the rejects who never scored.

even though promiscuity is not healthy it does not change anyone's anatomy, if you think about it, many people get married and have kids. after 20 years of marriage and 5 kids, most women are actually better lovers than they were at age 16.

if you use the stupid logic of those losers, after 20 years of marriage and 5 kids, it should be a parking garage "down there" so not true.
 
Not so much a rap, but listen closely to the lyrics. The WHOLE song is innuendo, every little 2 sentence thing is an innuendo for sex, you'll catch on quickly ;)

And the fact that the title of the song is well, sex :D, in The Phonetic Alphabet.

And sometimes the "anatomy" does change the first time photo, one girl I "dated" cried like crazy the first time. I was almost ready to walk away from dealing with her bitching...
 
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Obviously virgins are different type of animal, and some girls have never had a larger man. But you get the idea.
 


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