A middle aged man bought a brand new Ferrari He took
off down the road, pushed it up to 130 kph, and was enjoying the wind
blowing through his thinning hair.
"This is great," he thought and accelerated to an even higher
speed.
But then he looked in his rear-view mirror, and there was a
police car behind him, blue lights flashing.
"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and
he floored it some more, and flew down the road at over 210 kph to escape
being stopped.
Then he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for
this kind of thing." and pulled over to the side of the road, and waited for
the Police car to catch up with him.
The Policeman pulled in behind the Ferrari and walked up on the
driver's side.
"Sir my shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the
13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've
never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man looked back at the Policeman and said, "Last week my
wife ran off with a Policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back."
The Policeman said, "Have a nice day.
Peace,
dave
