Wesdaman14 said:
In the beginning God made Adam and "Eve" Not Adam And Steve.
I thought that in the beginning was the word, and the word was with god, and the word was god :-?
and then there was light, and then he separated the heavens and the earth, and then he separated the land from the waters, and then he created the beast, and it was good
Now if you go a little farther along and get away from the beginning, god eventually decided that he was lonely :'(
Now, as I understand it, god could have created anything he wanted to help fill his time and make himself happy.
However, to ease his loneliness he didn't create a hot chick with which to share his nights. :-/
No. He created a hairy-legged dude (Adam) to help him feel "complete."
Apparently god screwed up though. :-[
It seems that god wasn't enough for old Adam. :'(
Apparently god had created Adam to be Bi-sexual ;D
It was Adam's loneliness that prompted god to create Eve.
Then with both god AND Eve, Adam was happy
However, it seems that god had screwed up again. :-[
When he was creating Eve, his jealousy must have fogged his vision :
He created her, not as a servant and helpmate to Adam as he had intended :-/
He created her with a mind of her own . . .and she decided she really liked fruit
Once Adam and Eve had eaten the fruit they recognized that they was nekkid . . .and they liked what they saw :-*
God was so jealous that he couldn't stand to see them enjoying the fruits of his labor so much
He kicked them out of his garden and became so bitter about loosing his boyfriend to a woman that he has continued to punish their offspring for all time :'(