I want a progressively tuneable 100 watt handheld, from 200nm thru 1060nm, that dials the wavelength with an easy turn of the "knob". It must be able to burn only when I push the "burn" switch. It would also be "magically" eye safe without goggles, even when in "burn" mode. When not in "burn" mode it would have a gently caressing warmth that alleviates arthritis. When I push the "light saber" button the beam length moves from infinity to 1.2 meters in length. It makes a light saber sound when in "light saber" mode. It is tem00 at all times. It has a zero milliradian divergence and an adjustable aperture thickness from .5 millimeters to 5 centimeters. It has a "focus" knob that easily takes it to a thickness of one angstrom at the focal point. It would have a "nuclear" battery that requires charging once every 100 years. It has a 100% duty cycle and the host never gets too warm. Pushing the "light show" button, brings on multiple sources and any imaginable light show pattern. It comes with a lifetime "variance" certificate, valid for use anywhere in the world. Oh and the host looks like a light saber. (Sorry OP, I couldn't resist "the force")