Quotes: Best of LPF

[cmak]

Here we quote the funniest things we've read/seen here at LPF. Doesn't necessarily have to be in

tags, for simplicity's sake.

I'll start with something I saw in Silvershot's signature that inspired me to make this thread:

<+Zhak> I asked one china seller about dutycycle & he replies 'we do not sell cycles only lasers"

^^ :crackup:


-Chris


p.s. It's good to be back!!

 

[Elektrotechniker]

I actually thought about making a thread like this but then I forgot Anyway, some other time on laserchat, 2007Revolution said :

-Throwing beehives into movie theaters and placing marbles at the exits
-In April 2009 I made the mistake of plugging my digital multimeter into a wall socket. The lights in my basement still do not work.

^^ Welcome back btw :beer:

 

[cmak]

Seen the second one in a sig before. The beehives made me lol :crackup:

Welcome appreciated :beer:

 

[lasersbee]

Where ya bin....:thinking:

back...

The DMM/Basement lights was 2007Rev....


Jerry

 

[Things]

Just a massive electrical pun conversation we had last night. Was quite funny:

[9:19pm] <csshihderp> was it a shocking experience
[9:19pm] <Things> Great
[9:19pm] <csshihderp> did you feel charged
[9:19pm] <Things> Very stimulating
[9:19pm] <Things> -_-
[9:19pm] <csshihderp> did the owner sue you for battery on his fence
[9:19pm] <Things> nah, he was shocked when I told him
[9:19pm] <Things> He tried to charge at me
[9:20pm] <Things> But he managed to resist
[9:20pm] <csshihderp> how did you conduct yourself?
[9:20pm] <Things> Yea, but he's chargin at m ... ffs csshihderp
[9:20pm] <Things> >.>
[9:20pm] <csshihderp> U SEE WHUT I DID THARR
[9:21pm] <Things>
[9:21pm] <Chuki_dori> All i see is Herp De derp
[9:22pm] <Chuki_dori> tee teedily tum
[9:22pm] <csshih> see what I did there?
[9:22pm] <Things> csshih, there was some great potential there
[9:22pm] <Things> Too bad you couldn't break it down
[9:22pm] <Chuki_dori> I see a futile attempt to save face
[9:22pm] <Chuki_dori> Aww
[9:22pm] <csshih> I couldn't resist my impulse
[9:23pm] <Things> csshih, were oyur feelings overly negative?
[9:23pm] <csshih> I was overloaded with negativity
[9:24pm] <Chuki_dori> So Im still looking at options for driving a 445nm diode at up to 2 amps
[9:24pm] <csshih> just go with the flow
[9:25pm] <Things> csshih, I don't think that is current-ly option
[9:25pm] <csshih> I'm sure there's a way to induce some thinking
[9:25pm] <Things> Yea, usually works best when you're static
[9:26pm] <csshih> nah, you usually need a joolt
[9:27pm] <Things> csshih, make sure you're isolated first, bad things happen when you're grounded
[9:28pm] <csshih> as long as there's no resonance there shouldn't be a problem
[9:29pm] <Chuki_dori> I dont see how resonance is relevant to this discussion
[9:29pm] <Chuki_dori> explain
[9:29pm] <Things> csshih, I don't tink your mind is at the capacity to resonate
[9:30pm] <csshih> well, i guess you could say that i'm coming up short.
[9:30pm] <csshih> but im not going to blow a fuse over it.
[9:30pm] <csshih> I'm*
[9:31pm] <Things> csshih, obviously your mind is non-linear, maybe you should switch to a more linear method
[9:31pm] <Things> It could transform your life
[9:32pm] <csshih> what sort of series of thoughts would I have to shunt?!
[9:33pm] <csshih> you killed the puunnery
[9:33pm] <Chuki_dori> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[9:33pm] <csshih> no, things did
[9:33pm] <csshih> >_>
[9:33pm] <Things> csshih, why are oyu so shocked about that?
[9:33pm] <csshih> I WIN
[9:33pm] <csshih> WAIT NO
[9:34pm] <csshih> MY VICTORY HAS BEEN BYPASSED
[9:34pm] <Things> csshih, I don't see any connection to your victory
[9:34pm] <csshih> It's bcause you keep resisting
[9:34pm] <Things> You've always had the potential
[9:35pm] <csshih> I've never gotten any feedback
[9:35pm] <Things> Probably because you're so isolated
[9:36pm] <csshih> What kind of links do you suggest?
[9:36pm] <Things> Watt links are you looking for?
[9:37pm] <Chuki_dori> LOL
[9:37pm] <Chuki_dori> I SEE WHAT U DID THERE
[9:37pm] <Chuki_dori> THINGS
[9:37pm] <csshih> you're just delaying the inevitable
[9:37pm] <csshih> >.>
[9:37pm] <Things> csshih, just servin up the puns till it hertz
[9:38pm] <Things> csshih, maybe we should talk about something more enlightning ?
[9:38pm] <csshih> yes, perhaps, illuminate me.
[9:39pm] <Things> Kind of pointless I think, wire we continuing?
[9:39pm] <Chuki_dori> XD
[9:39pm] <Chuki_dori> Wire!
[9:39pm] <Chuki_dori> lol
[9:39pm] <Chuki_dori> Wires = leads
[9:39pm] <Chuki_dori> = they go to diodes
[9:39pm] <Chuki_dori> and to power sources =D
[9:39pm] <Chuki_dori> PUNNY!
[9:39pm] <csshih> because I believe you're a bright individual
[9:39pm] <Things> I can think of amp'le other solutions
[9:39pm] <Chuki_dori> LEEWWWWWL
[9:39pm] <Chuki_dori> Im too drunk
[9:40pm] <Chuki_dori> *falls on floor laughing*
[9:40pm] <csshih> ok now you're just coming up short
[9:40pm] <Things> Maybe if we could resist and switch to another conversation
[9:40pm] <Chuki_dori> XD
[9:40pm] <Chuki_dori> BWHAHAHAHAHA
[9:40pm] <Chuki_dori> I hope this isnt all form y benefit
[9:40pm] <Things> csshih, you have an un farad vantage
[9:40pm] <Chuki_dori> cuz its just too hilarious
[9:40pm] <Chuki_dori> XDDDD
[9:40pm] <Chuki_dori> capaciter reference
[9:40pm] <Chuki_dori> ftw
[9:40pm] <csshih> I'm getting pun'eled
[9:41pm] <Chuki_dori> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[9:41pm] <Things> Yea, we lost lost the spark in this conversation
[9:42pm] <Things> csshih, perhaps if you ohmitted your keyboard from this conversation, I could conduct a serious conversation?
[9:42pm] <csshih> I think the frequency at which you speak is too fast
[9:42pm] <Things> That was a re volting pun
[9:43pm] <csshih> getting a bit too impulsive, aren't we?
[9:43pm] <Things> Then maybe you should go ohm
[9:43pm] <csshih> I think we need some regulation. that was just terrible!
[9:43pm] <Things> How could I re-fuse?
[9:44pm] <csshih>
[9:44pm] <Chuki_dori> Im sorry
[9:45pm] <csshih> are you positive?
[9:45pm] <Chuki_dori> I cant find any way to return the lulz
[9:45pm] <Things> Chuki_dori, keep laughing till it hertz
[9:45pm] <Chuki_dori> XD
[9:45pm] <Things> csshih, don't be so negative
[9:45pm] <csshih> but they might lock you in a cell D:
[9:45pm] <Things> You're getting too amped up over this conversation
[9:46pm] <Things> I'd suggest some internal discharge
[9:46pm] <csshih> perhaps it's /you/ who needs to conduct himself better
[9:46pm] <Things> Nah, I think we all need more resistance
[9:46pm] <csshih> Joule can't resist the puns, eh?
[9:46pm] <Things> lol, I'll relay that on to him
[9:47pm] <Things> Anyway, I hink it's about time we pulled the plug on this conversation
[9:47pm] <csshih> I agree that we should convert to another topic
[9:48pm] <Things> Yea, I can't think fo any more current puns
[9:48pm] <Things> Watt do you think?
[9:49pm] <csshih> I'm drained of ideas.
[9:49pm] <Things> Yea, I'll show you to the gate
[9:49pm] <Things> Where you may then dissipate
[9:50pm] <csshih> I'll be on my way now, leaving while I'm still feeling amped up
[9:50pm] <Things> Yea, I'm going ohm too
[9:50pm] <Things> Fuck that's a lot of puns
[9:50pm] <Things> hahahahaa
[9:50pm] <csshih> yeah I'm done
[9:51pm] <csshih> that last one was terrible
[9:51pm] <csshih> not to say I didn't do some bad ones up there.
[9:51pm] <csshih> guilty as charged.
[9:51pm] <Things> -_-
[9:53pm] <csshih> I hope none of you were LED to think we're weird.
[9:54pm] <Things> Nah, I think they all DIEd a little on the inside
[9:57pm] <csshih> chip off the ol block aint it
[9:58pm] <Things> Well, it's not my fault

[10:23pm] <MoonShad0w> BRB, interrrupting drunken karaoke two doors down
[10:23pm] <Things> rofl
[10:24pm] <MoonShad0w> Actually never mind, I can't be fucked

 

[LaZeRz]

LOLOL!

That deserves a Positive rep.

 

[Elektrotechniker]

I still think 2007Revo wins so far.

 

[Jacob32123]

http://laserpointerforums.com/f44/help-i-d-ing-laser-diode-64395-3.html#post924130

 

[ARG]

(In Kip chimp voice)

"Our friends at Wicked just sent me a new Sith laser. Lets try it out. Opps, sorry Domino!!! Lets try again. Oh no!!! Sorry (insert Kips dogs name here). Ok, one more time. Damn, I just burnt my panties...ah..pants. SH*T, F*CK, it just caught the bed on fire!!! NOOOOO, my gay awards are on fire!!! OMFG all the projects I stole ideas from are toast. HOLY SH*T, I cant pull it out of my arse, and its burning my colon!!! Call 911, get me a doctor, get me a life, get me the hell outta here!!"

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