Hello folks!
Inspired by the unforgettable quote in my signature, I decided to make this thread.
I'll start it off with this:
A few years back I bought a "1W" RGB unit from a shady eBay seller. After the blue and green lasers died, I contacted the company and demanded a refund.
Their response:
Next we have this company ("COW top-shopping mall") which made outrageous claims of 50000mW in handheld lasers. So I contacted them, asking them "Do you measure the power of your lasers with a laser power meter?"
I got this response:
So I flat-out asked him what the real power was.
His response:
Finally, we have this exchange (read from the bottom up) with "zong wang" of a company called "Real power is 100%"!
Real power isn't 100%. :beer:
Please post your own exchanges with Chinese companies, or any other Chinglish you've seen. :beer:
Inspired by the unforgettable quote in my signature, I decided to make this thread.
I'll start it off with this:
A few years back I bought a "1W" RGB unit from a shady eBay seller. After the blue and green lasers died, I contacted the company and demanded a refund.
Their response:
Chinese eBay seller said:
Next we have this company ("COW top-shopping mall") which made outrageous claims of 50000mW in handheld lasers. So I contacted them, asking them "Do you measure the power of your lasers with a laser power meter?"
I got this response:
I wasn't asking about distance!rony white said:
So I flat-out asked him what the real power was.
His response:
:wtf:rony white said:
Finally, we have this exchange (read from the bottom up) with "zong wang" of a company called "Real power is 100%"!
Real power isn't 100%. :beer:
Please post your own exchanges with Chinese companies, or any other Chinglish you've seen. :beer:
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