Post your Chinglish FAILS here!

[kaunak]

Please read aloud --+

and cold- read it at a regular pace and i bet you cannot read aloud to the end and get every word as it appears- this was quite hard to even type--

" Laser aggregate light have the is possible to in out of to
deviate from the status quo the adjust the on the, you can through
the aggregate the adjusting frame by the light three-dimensional
carried out."

TOLD YOU!!
its damn hard to read even very slowly!!

As below:"
hk

Lol! I read through that with maybe only one or two mistakes, although I had to make a couple pauses

"deviate from the status quo"

Lmao

 

[ped]

Moved to correct section.

@ Bubonic.

I completely disagree that this is bordering on racism, we've all experienced Chinglish and had a giggle. Lighten up.

 

[BowtieGuy]

This probably isn't a Chinglish fail per se, but it's definitely a failure at implying quality in a product!

Somebody actually chose this....and with so many other planets to pick from!

I'm sure glad that they're not naming our cars (yet)!

I could just see this conversation taking place - "hey buddy what kind of car do you drive"? "Uranus" :crackup:

 

[ped]

 

[trencheel303]

"this is an IPL laser protective goggles, it can work for nearly full wavelength by laser which human eyes sensible"

580nm 650nm 658nm 660nm OD2 5 Red Laser Protective Goggles Glasses | eBay


"We do more improvements treatment on the surface of the new portable laser ,using a special processing technology to improve the technological contents of products.



Products advantages compare with former S-KY portable lasers:

l The tail caps of the new S-KY portable lasers ,the thread is bright discerning with aluminum, screw thread texture evenly distributed, and the barrels can be closely and smoothly connected.

l The focus adjustment range are larger than the former S-KY portable lasers, the beam color brighter, the focus would be closer.

l Accept all kinds of 18650 Li-batteries (with protector), good electric connection.

l Key and button connected well with the laser body,better than before.

Button's downthrow will not happen again,the problem is solved.
"

Laserbtb!

 

[Lotus_Darkrose]

Tripod Laser Head w/ 650nm 5mW Focusing Launch Tube for Freescale Smart Car - Golden (2PCS) - Free Shipping - DealExtreme

It's just 2 tiny red modules lol

 

[Dr_Evil]

 

[BowtieGuy]

This notice was printed on a "pay as you go" phone battery.
Even if none of this message makes sense, the last word ought to get your attention!

 

[ECBL]

This notice was printed on a "pay as you go" phone battery.
Even if none of this message makes sense, the last word ought to get your attention!

Friggin hilarious! I always get a kick out of translation fails. One would assume, then, that English/Chinese translators are in demand? thus eliminating the obvious computer translated fails? lol.

 

[NightExplorer96]

Haha.

Me and my grandpa are currently at a reataurant(the night before I fly overseas) and in the fortune cookie was written:

"The star of riches in shinning on you" hehe

-Alex

 

[paul1598419]

This was back in the 80s, but I was reading a Fischer service manual and they referred to a damper as "dumper". That wasn't the funny part, as I was in Wyoming and talking to a service tech. who actually referred to it as a dumper because he read it in a Fischer service manual.

 

[Elektrotechniker]

 

[hakzaw1]

actual funny English typo
front page
bold type
of a small daily newspaper w/ 10,000 circulation.

" Don't forget to set your cocks back one hour tonite"

roger that.....

 

[hakzaw1]

here is a new one (bump)

at greedbay''''

title;
cheap 2W rgb full color animation laser light 2000mW LIDA DMX512 laser projector
　
We are factory for the laser light ,and for this model A-2000RGB ,we use large laser diobe which is high quality and more brighter than other factories who use simple and small laser diobe .the diobe is large ,so we use a large laser housing to install it ,the laser N.W is about 6.7KG,and the laser with EPE packing carton ,the size is 54x47x24cm ,more larger than many other factories ,so the fan cooling is better a lot.If our price is higher than other factories ,it is might the shipping cost a little more.
i hear that having LIDA is a good thing....lol, lmao, smh

 

[Jersagfast]

Somehow found this in a Chinese restaurant. LOL
Translation: This is a one-time use paper, please save the environment. One for each butt.



Thanks,

 

[BowtieGuy]

These instructions are on the back of the box that my trustfire flashlight (host) came in.

Caution #7 is the best. Remember, don't forget the "lubricart" :crackup: