Pointing laser at UFO

[Uranium]

I'd be more interested in using lasers to make people think that there's a ufo. Maybe send up a large white balloon and shine your laser at it from far away. The beam itself wouldn't be visible right by the balloon, but the spot would illuminate the whole balloon with an eerie green glow.

I am so going to do that. Problem is, i can't afford enough helium to fill a weather balloon.

Wait, i got it! I'll electrolize water to make hydrogen. Explosive? Yes. Cheap? Yes. Another perk? Explode it when you're done causing havoc. :evil:

 

[NoBama]

uh, that was me a spyship over Wicked laser checking on it's lack of progress.

 

[ElektroFreak]

That be the international space station.

Yeah, it was either the ISS or a satellite. I've seen lots of space objects whiz by on clear nights..

 

[netwave]

One of my first green lasers attracted what I belieive was the Aurora TR3B antigravity spacecraft (black ops vessle) In the UK Wiltshire
This thing came right over our heads & hovered there
It had a high pitch sound simular to a jet with orb shaped white lights on each point of the triange.. This thing looked menacing, but gave me a huge buzz & is the main reason I got into high powered lasers.
I have since seen other strange sightings in space but then again im now requently looking out for them.
I really dont care if people believe this sort of thing or not & dont expect anyone to until they see it for themselves but I know what I saw & thats my take on it!

 

[ossumguywill]

I'm pretty sure the military has all sorts of fancy scud-busting iodine lasers they're just dying to point at a UFO....

 

[kiyoukan]

well if by ufo you i have a new place for my 445nm lasers.
my friend has one of those planes that can go for miles and he wants me to make it into a laser platform.
So imagine a plane flying around with a full motion control over the lasers.
2 of the lasers are going to be mounted in orbital devices on the wing and the third is going to be mounted on the bottom and shined against a spinning mirror to create that ufo tractor beam.
I was very against putting lasers but it grew on me as the idea of it flying around with the beams and then Scanning streets.
He promised me that if he uses the scanner it will be over empty streets.
imagine you look out your windows and comming down the road is the blue cone of light and it then just whips out into the sky in a split second.
I say i am doing it for the lolz.
"Mommy whats that blue thing on the street? its comming this way!"
"your response here"

 

[ossumguywill]

Use low power/full certified portable scanning safety measures (like if the motor fails and the laser stops moving it shuts off immediately) and be aware of the fact that the air force may shoot you down.

 

[kevinmost93]

I am so going to do that. Problem is, i can't afford enough helium to fill a weather balloon.

Wait, i got it! I'll electrolize water to make hydrogen. Explosive? Yes. Cheap? Yes. Another perk? Explode it when you're done causing havoc. :evil:

I would think that the electricity required to pull that off would cost more than the helium itself. Electrolysis of water is really only about 30% efficient at best, IIRC.

Then again, one must consider the advantages of having an exploding weather balloon.

 

[ossumguywill]

this thread is over a month old....

 

[kevinmost93]

So? It's still on the first page of the thread list. I never understood why people complain about "resurrecting old topics" in a forum that moves slow. Sure, if you have new posts sprouting up every minute then it's annoying to see old threads resurface, but this forum is pretty much getting a post or two a day.

 

[Nanolaser]

Today in the afternoon i set around a table with aliens that looked like humans, where did they get the humanoide hosts from,...:beer: Where did they hide the spaceship,...

 

[dnar]

I do not recommend firing a laser at UFO's.

1. You have no idea what it really is (could be helicopter, hot air balloon etc).
2. If it is an alien craft, they will be mighty pissed with you and they may decided to abduct you and insert the annal probe...

 

[Nanolaser]

I do not recommend firing a laser at UFO's.

1. You have no idea what it really is (could be helicopter, hot air balloon etc).
2. If it is an alien craft, they will be mighty pissed with you and they may decided to abduct you and insert the annal probe...

You mean the anal probe from the manipulative multipled faced tasmanian devil and her little network of collaborators,... YouTube - Anal Probe!

 

[Samsun]

I hear that firing Red lasers-drives them away and to use white or yellow to attract them.

 

[sarbanes]

Most people know what you really mean when one speaks of UFO/OVNI. We are referring to ET most probably, or possibly a large living organism which lives in our atmosphere, and possibly in another dimension. There may be little distinction between many of these, and the god/Jesus concept.

Having said that, I think there are people that would prefer to not have any evidence of ET life what so ever. It really violates their views of Earth, of how the universe works, and of our sense of
being distinctive and privileged by being what we are, here on this planet. ET has laser type devices, and can even shoot this coherent beam much slower than our current understanding of what the "speed of light" is. These beams can be used to transport objects or living beings to/from ship.

If we want to understand how these plasma ships work, and in a somewhat scientific sense, first thing we will need is a mastery of quantum physics. Imagine humans one million years from now, and we didn't blow ourselves up. Then we will have become beings of light.

 

[Xer0]

. Yep I think so, It was traveling way to fast to have been made here, it only took about 20 seconds to go from about 15 deg above one horizon to the other horizon and it was way out there above where airplanes fly. No joke ! I'm not kidding ! I realy seen this object ! and it was hauling ass like nothing I have ever seen befor !

Sattelite... some of them are very fast

Im pretty sure there must me extraterestral life somewhere in this infinite universe but i rather wont bet that they found a way for travelling FTL to visit our planet...