My Conversation With a Wicked Laser Representative

[Switch]

Re: My Conservation With a Wicked Laser Representa

Im thinking up more convo ideas.

How about you said that you "accidentaly sat" on the spyder II bx after you took a shower and .... you know... And that it was on and now you can't turn it off because you can't reach the button and you can't take it out eighter cause it's stuck.And you want to know if the laser is gonna be damaged by being on for so much and also what would be a good way of removing it without damaging the laser because you had to sell your car to get it.

 

[Amnizu]

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The funniest part about this topic is the original poster's inability to spell 'conversation'

 

[Razako]

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Im thinking up more convo ideas.

Say that you are a woman and would like to know if you can use the spyder II as a pleasure toy without voiding the warranty.

 

[Things]

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..... ;D
Nice way to stir up wicked, im sure john went and had a talk about this later that day ;D ;D ;D

 

[wesdaman14]

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Well, personally I think the dilda-laser from DX would be a better fit for that job! My spyder isn't that smooth but defiantly not "ribbed for her pleasure!" ;D

What the heck is the dilda laser ????

 

[chido]

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Damn dude I can't believe you're asking that, it's all over the forum. ;D (pic by spyrorocks)

 

[Amnizu]

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[quote author=abadcaffeinetrip link=1206557928/15#21 date=1206567617]Well, personally I think the dilda-laser from DX would be a better fit for that job! My spyder isn't that smooth but defiantly not "ribbed for her pleasure!" ;D

What the heck is the dilda laser ???? [/quote]

Yeah, I've been living under a rock for the last 3 weeks too.

 

[bobobob121]

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The funniest part about this topic is the original poster's inability to spell 'conversation'

well, on my internet browser it didn't correct me like usually it does. "it has a spell check" did i like say conservation instead of conversation?

and i didn't want to go as crazy as spyro did ;D but I'm not gonna lie, it was pretty damn funny

 

[Ace82]

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(Thanks Spyrorocks) ;D

 

[bobobob121]

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hahaha

 

[nikokapo]

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OK, prepare to laugh your ass off... john is pretty damn funny...

>Please wait for a site operator to respond.
>You are now chatting with 'John'
John: Hi, thank you for visiting Wicked Lasers, how may I assist you?
you: hy
you: Umm
you: I jut got $400 for birthday and i want lazer.
you: I want to burn paper and light the match
you: what u recomend?
John: I recommend the Evo 125mw
John: it is a green laser with 125mw and specially designed for close range distances with burning capabilities.
you: yeh um what abot sonar burner?
John: sonar burner cost $1,999.99
you: Will this lazer make people liek me?
John: you will catch their attentions for sure..
you: Yeh @ school i want some more friends and i think that they might liek me moar than mudkipz if I get a lazer that burns stuff. what do u think?
John: definitely, besides you will become more interesting for them.
you: You think girls might liek me moar too?
you: Because, girls liek pretty things and lazer beams look pretty, right?
John: absolutely
you: wow, you thonk I could fight people in teh skool yard with my new evo 125mw?
you: Because since it burns maybe bullies won't pick on me
you: whut do you think?
John: lasers can be dangerous, do not shine it directly to your eyes or to somebody's eyes because it can cause damage.
you: Yeh but whut if some bad bully was going to hurt me? could I burn him?
John: it will only sting to the skin but it cannot cause any burn.
you: Oh
you: Well, could I use it as a satalite destoryer?
you: and when the girls see my lazer, I will get a real girlfriend right? So we can go makeout at night and shine the lazer around and maybe bring condom.
you: Do you think evo 125mw could do that for me?
John: that's very romantic
you: Yes could a wickedlasers make that happen for me?
John: if its your will then you can.
you: Becuz the girls will see it and come flocking to me because I have the coolest lazer right?
John: yes
you: awesome!!!!!!!!!
you: Maybe
you: I could take my dads credit card and buy a spyder?
you: Then the girls from china and canada and all countries could come and we would make sweet sweet love?
you: Do you think so?
John: yes
you: So when my dad comes home, i will steal his credit card and his wife, good idea?
John: that is not a good idea
you: No?
you: Must be good idea then i buy spyder
you: and be king of all women and monkies and toothpaste
you: how much powah does a spyder has?
John: it has 200-300mw
you: so if my spyder has that powah is that liek a mudkipz extreme?
you: please answer fast i must go and buy the lazer and then go to skool
John: spyder is the most powerful laser that we offer
you: does it come with mudkipz?
you: i really like mudkipz
you: and i hop it comes with them
you: then i will buy it if it does
you: does it have mudkipz?
you: hello john????????? please responnned!!!

I love you.
i am gonna leave my pc and go laugh under the bed because i just cant stop




(what about "hey WL when are you gonna sell a nice herc with vibration feature?. do you offer lazer-condoms? my wife would like another spyder design, so it fits better....what do u recommend? can i mod the spyder so it kills clowns?")

 

[bobobob121]

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[spyrorocks]

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Lets not go overboard here...

 

[Tallaxo]

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this is NOT is a JOKE.

the following is a conversation i had with a REAL wicked representative using their help line on the site

Chat InformationPlease wait for a site operator to respond....

Chat InformationYou are now chatting with 'John'

John: Hi, thank you for visiting Wicked Lasers, how may I assist you?

you: i was just wondering why is it the prices are so high on wicked lasers compared to nova lasers, which they
overpower their lasers and wicked's are underpowered



you: is it the quality?, because ive head numerous problems with wicked and barely any with nova's

John: nova lasers are selling CNI type of lasers which means generic or old models, while our company sells our very own type of lasers with the highest level of quality of diodes and crystals.

you: i see, well have have fun ripping off people in the future with your lasers...

you: well, thank you very much for your help

John: you're welcome. and excuse me?

you: have a wonderful day



UPDATE: thank you guys for correcting my spelling

I may not be totally innocent here, but its crap like this that almost got this forum closed down in the past.

"You have had numerous problems with wickedlasers and none with nova"??
So please tell us what lasers from both you own and what problems you have had.

What do you expect a customer service rep to say to you when you present questions like that?

People know of Wickedlasers and are more than able to make their own decisions about them, be they good or bad. Pulling stupid stunts like this , not only puts this forum and c0ldshadow back in the firing line again, but also shows your level of immaturity.

Think before you post crap, oh and don't forget to wash behind your ears before school tomorrow.

Jase

 

[spyrorocks]

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My conversations are only for fun, its nothing against WL or anything, just in fun

 

[Ace82]

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Bob121, pretty funny! I noticed how the "dilda laser" was turned negative then grew a pair of balls.

WL is the best, they have a super hot: