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My Conversation With a Wicked Laser Representative

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Can anybody name whats wrong with this picture?
 

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The "test subject is not wearing goggles".They have 300mW green lasers mounted on their guns which are not only too frickin bright (unless they wear goggles, then what's the point?) but they project a visible beam and make them easily spoted at night.Besides, they don't have pressure pads and they have to reach to turn them on or off, and I don't know how well a Spyder would put up to the recoil of a M4 rifle. ::)
 

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yea man, i didn't mean anything mean towards anyone. and taking showers are for losers ;D
 

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Heres another...

>Please wait for a site operator to respond.
>You are now chatting with 'John'
John: Hi, thank you for visiting Wicked Lasers, how may I assist you?
you: Hi John, My name is Claire. I work for an adult movie company.
you: My boss, Mr. Raswald, send me onto the internet to find a good sturdy laser to be used in our next film.
you: Our budget is about $5,000.
you: What would you recommend?
John: may I know if you have any specific purpose?
you: Well, we have one scene in the movie where I am deeply depressed, and our directors thought that it might be a good idea if I used a smooth laser to pleasure myself.
you: The laser must have a bright beam, and quite thick in build as well.
you: Oops! Almost forgot, it must be able to take the shock of being thrusted in and out, and should be able to withstand liquids.
you: What would you recommend?
John: alright, then I suggest that you get our Spyder II GX which is the most powerful laser that we offer.
John: It has 200-300mw that can give you a very bright and stable beam, aside from that it has a 100% duty cycle so you can turn it on for as long as you want.
you: Thank you very much for the info.
 

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Ok....LOL LOL ROFL !!! :D :D :D :D :D I can't stop laughing!!!! ;D ;D ;D Oh no you di'n't! :D
I can't believe it !!!!! I just...I'm sorry , but I find that extremely funny :p

and should be able to withstand liquids.
:D It's waterproof!! :D
 

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Spyro- I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in a laser forum. That was great! I can't stop laughing!
 

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haha, i love how they only care about selling and nothing about safety.
 
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styropyro said:
Spyro- I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in a laser forum. That was great! I can't stop laughing!

dude he just rocks!!




lol...safety?

that john is sitting in front of a PC the whole day :S





PS: come on...again with the problems?
it is for FUN.
there's nothing illegal being done here.
 

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im not gonna lie, that is the funniest thing i have read in a LONG time! ;D ;D ;D
 
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i think we should start a fake conversation contest
 

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I think Wickedlasers would get wise to that very quickly and simply turn off live support.
 
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hm. you're right. i back off
 

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"i buy spyder and be king of all women and monkies and toothpaste".........


....i LOL'ed at that....
 

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This is one of the funniest threads here. ;D ;D ;D
spyro I salute you!
 




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