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My Conversation With a Wicked Laser Representative

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Amnizu said:
I think Wickedlasers would get wise to that very quickly and simply turn off live support.

thats the point. ;D we would of damaged their reputation by making them take it down. although it is a bad thing to do, it would be a way of sticking it to the man.
 





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By popular demand... heres another...

>Please wait for a site operator to respond.
>You are now chatting with 'Tracy'
Tracy: Hello! Tracy here, how can I help you?
you: Hi! I am Dr. Barron Bon Hanchob from St. Mary's General Hospital.
Tracy: Alright.
you: I have been given a large amount of money to find a laser for use in our hospital.
you: What is you Elite series like?
Tracy: It is our second most powerful series as of the moment. They have an average output of 20-40mW more than their listed power output. They could reach as far as 75 miles.
you: What is the warranty?
Tracy: 3 months standard.
you: OK, could it be used as an alternative for liposuction? Some of my patiants would like to loose all those pounds, but do not like surgery so I figured I could burn the fat off.
Tracy: Unfortunately not.
Tracy: Our lasers are not capable of doing that.
you: Why?
you: What if I bought 2 and tapped them together for more power?
Tracy: They are not designed for that medical purpose.
Tracy: You could try but we won't guarantee it.
you: Could I try to preform laser eye surgery with them? The medical lasers are too expensive for our budget hospital, so I would like to see if I could make a dent in the laser eye surgery market.
Tracy: Our lasers are only used to heat up certain body parts and all but I don't think they're capable of such application.
you: But since they are laser, with a steady hand, it could be possible right?
Tracy: It could be.
you: What is the warranty on the elite series again?
Tracy: 3 months.
you: Do you have an elite 200?
Tracy: No.
you: I need more power if im going to be doing laser eye surgery.
you: Maybe a reference series laser?
you: The 200mw blue reference series could probably cut some corneas. Do you think so?
Tracy: I'm not quite sure. If you want specific suggestions on your purpose, please send an email to support@wickedlasers.com so that our laser technicians could assist you.
you: But your a technician right? I mean, you are on live support.
you: Whats the warranty on elite series?
Tracy: 3 months
you: Could I remove tumors with a elite series?
Tracy: You can try.
you: One day I will get a real license to preform medicine.
Tracy: ok, good for you.
you: Can the torch remove cancer?
you: Or create cancer? If I can create cancer, I will have more business :)
Tracy: Perhaps you could do a test. Anyway, I really have to go now. Just send the email to our technicians. Have a good day.
>Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.
 

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LOL

the cancer thing was slightly harsh... but still very funny ;D

look under medical lasers section next time for more material to use :p



you should have sent the email...
 
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One day I will get a real license to preform medicine.

Dr. Nick doesnt need one!
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you should ask them really annoying questions but that they should have the obligation to answer, i mean, like not if you were trying to outsmart them or just entered the chatroom to f**k around with them (just like the warranty Q's). that way they cant cut the chat off
 

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yeah I agree, like get them to go through every product, then take ages deciding and also have memory problems.... ::)

;D
 
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Yeah, thats what I was trying to do, stall them with the warranty question if I was starting to loose them.

I have never had them terminate the convo before... I don;t think they caught on though.
 
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maybe this girl was less tolerant (well the service aint that good...(yeah i know you were there just to mess with them), but shouldnt they end their answers in ", sir." or just be more polite?)
 

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That just proves that they don't care who they sell to.... ::) I mean:
you: But since they are laser, with a steady hand, it could be possible right?
Tracy: It could be.
Come on!!!! :eek: Don't you even care if some idiot sticks a laser in someones eye?A laser that you sold him?
 
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i love how i started a cool little fad. lol ;D
 

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you should make it funny but not so obvious next time....
the whole doctor thing whilst funny it was obvious you went really a doctor... you topic hopped too much!

isnt this a great fad?
 
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yes it is.

we should give it a name
 

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How do you have these convos? I click on live support but it always just asks me to fill out a form with my email address and then nothing happens.
 

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nikokapo said:
yes it is.

we should give it a name


hmmm a name... i cant thinkg of a good one...

we need suggestions people!
 
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make up a name and email address. duh
 

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bobobob121 said:
make up a name and email address. duh
Email address for what? :-?
 
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How do you have these convos? I click on live support but it always just asks me to fill out a form with my email address and then nothing happens.

i was telling him what to do ::)
 




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