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Tracy: Hello! Tracy here, how can I help you?
you: Hi! I am Dr. Barron Bon Hanchob from St. Mary's General Hospital.
Tracy: Alright.
you: I have been given a large amount of money to find a laser for use in our hospital.
you: What is you Elite series like?
Tracy: It is our second most powerful series as of the moment. They have an average output of 20-40mW more than their listed power output. They could reach as far as 75 miles.
you: What is the warranty?
Tracy: 3 months standard.
you: OK, could it be used as an alternative for liposuction? Some of my patiants would like to loose all those pounds, but do not like surgery so I figured I could burn the fat off.
Tracy: Unfortunately not.
Tracy: Our lasers are not capable of doing that.
you: Why?
you: What if I bought 2 and tapped them together for more power?
Tracy: They are not designed for that medical purpose.
Tracy: You could try but we won't guarantee it.
you: Could I try to preform laser eye surgery with them? The medical lasers are too expensive for our budget hospital, so I would like to see if I could make a dent in the laser eye surgery market.
Tracy: Our lasers are only used to heat up certain body parts and all but I don't think they're capable of such application.
you: But since they are laser, with a steady hand, it could be possible right?
Tracy: It could be.
you: What is the warranty on the elite series again?
Tracy: 3 months.
you: Do you have an elite 200?
Tracy: No.
you: I need more power if im going to be doing laser eye surgery.
you: Maybe a reference series laser?
you: The 200mw blue reference series could probably cut some corneas. Do you think so?
Tracy: I'm not quite sure. If you want specific suggestions on your purpose, please send an email to
support@wickedlasers.com so that our laser technicians could assist you.
you: But your a technician right? I mean, you are on live support.
you: Whats the warranty on elite series?
Tracy: 3 months
you: Could I remove tumors with a elite series?
Tracy: You can try.
you: One day I will get a real license to preform medicine.
Tracy: ok, good for you.
you: Can the torch remove cancer?
you: Or create cancer? If I can create cancer, I will have more business
Tracy: Perhaps you could do a test. Anyway, I really have to go now. Just send the email to our technicians. Have a good day.
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Don't you even care if some idiot sticks a laser in someones eye?A laser that you sold him?